02-22-2008, 04:42 PM
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#61
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Puxlut
Ummm.... noooo...
a) I am a girl.
b) I am married (to brownah)
c) I can see how sicko-married-lesbian-lost dog-I found your dog, come into the bedroom and find him-fantasies you guys are having...
Ewww...
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Now I'm no sicko-married-lesbian-lost dog-'I found your dog, come into the bedroom and find him' enthusiast, but...
I'm glad some of the more positive responses are coming out of the woodwork. This thread was getting a little demoralizing. Why does humanity have to be so stupid sometimes.
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02-22-2008, 07:14 PM
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#62
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Tons of times... The worst was when I held the door open for a guy in a wheel chair and after he went through the door, he proceeded to rant and rave about how I was probably one of those people that assumes that people in wheelchairs can't do anything for themselves and always need help with everything. He said I probably thought I was better than him and thought I was being discriminating. I was so embarrassed, I was trying to explain that I would have held the door open for whoever was behind me to be polite, but he wasn't having it. It was not a fun moment in my life.
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You should have said, "Yes you are right. I am better than you." and walked away.
Seriously, I had the similar situation but with a raging feminist. How dare I be considerate and hold the door for her!!!! Obviously I thought all women were too weak and feable to do things on their own. Fortunately for me, unlike you, she started her rant 10 paces from the door. She did a nice face plant on the door's glass when I let it close before she arrived.
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02-22-2008, 07:31 PM
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#63
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
I thought the diss came when the kid called you a lady... I just assumed because of your username that you were a dude... 
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Frankie is a nickname that was given to me a number of years ago because I am "just one of the guys".
I kinda think its funny, because I've talked a lot on here about being an openly gay woman...lol
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02-22-2008, 09:13 PM
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#64
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by Frankster
I kinda think its funny, because I've talked a lot on here about being an openly gay woman...lol
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You havent lost a dog named Kayo lately, have you? Maybe take care of Kidder's fantasy??
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02-22-2008, 10:34 PM
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#65
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#1 Goaltender
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Originally Posted by fotze
I think Pope has rightfully earned the moniker under his username of "needs to grow a set"
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With all due respect to my recent vasectomy and some experiences I've shared on here..........yeah, that fits!
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02-23-2008, 01:37 AM
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#66
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jun 2007
Exp:  
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I had one I was at the bank and there was a homeless man asking for food, he told me he hadn't eaten in days. I said I did not have any cash. So I stopped at the McDonalds and ordered him a Big Xtra meal with supersize fries and coke. When I gave it to him he wasn't thrilled.
Bum: "is there pork on this? I dont eat pork"
Me: "Nope"
Bum: "why did you put cheese on this for s sake"
Me: "sorry I didn't realize"
Bum: "BTW I dont drink pop you can just throw that in the trash"
"ok, have a good day"
he ignored me and kept on eating
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02-23-2008, 09:41 AM
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#67
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: up north (by the airport)
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This happened to a friend of mine one night many years ago...
Walking along 17th Ave SW near the old children's hospital, a woman comes running out of a house with a guy on her heels slapping and punching her. My friend comes to the aid of the woman, grabs the guy and pins him to the ground. Then the gal jumps on my friends back and starts punching him, screaming at him to leave her boyfriend alone. There's no figuring some people.
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02-23-2008, 12:51 PM
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#68
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Tuscany
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ok this isn't really a good deed but a funny story
I'm in Camrose, a small hole near Edmonton, visiting a friend. So I have a buddy out of town with me, and my buddy here in town who I work with. Were all getting super super hammered on small town booze priced to sell (like 2 bucks a drink). So needless to say, we're all quite hammered. Im standing in line and some guy sees me in my Flames gear and taps me on the shoulder
*FLAMES SUCK !*
now by the time this guy has come around, I've pretty much been a complete to any Oiler fan I see. For some reason tho, I decide to try and be nice to this guy, and I respond with "hey man we're all ALbertans, it's all good". To which I get
*NO MAN SERIOUSLY YOU AND CALGARY*
So I say "o man just off and the oilers". So he proceeds to punch me in the face. For this, *I* get kicked out of the bar, not him. Few minutes pass by, Im outside the bar, talking on my cellphone bitching about how full of this hick bar is, when the bouncers let him come out of the bar, and turn me around and cheapshot me while Im on the phone. Then he just walks right back into the bar in front of the bouncers.
So after some more yelling, profanity, etc, the cops come and we all just leave the area.
I found out the next week that he got killed on the highway the next day, on the same stretch of road his girlfriend died on just a year prior.
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02-23-2008, 01:36 PM
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#69
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tanguay'sstillgood
You havent lost a dog named Kayo lately, have you? Maybe take care of Kidder's fantasy?? 
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Sadly, I can't help out this time...lol
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02-23-2008, 04:27 PM
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#70
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Guest
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Ummm... Sadly I was informed this morning that the owners of Kayo received a phone call. Kayo had been hit by a car. At least there's closure and not wondering if he's still alive and lost.
I think I got seriously dissed at the end of that one.
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02-23-2008, 05:19 PM
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#71
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: CALGARY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Puxlut
Ummm... Sadly I was informed this morning that the owners of Kayo received a phone call. Kayo had been hit by a car. At least there's closure and not wondering if he's still alive and lost.
I think I got seriously dissed at the end of that one.
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Sorry to hear that.  Our dog was hit by a car on November 26th. She made it with only a broken foot, but stories like this make us realize just how lucky we are to still have her with us.
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02-23-2008, 06:15 PM
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#72
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The White Out
ok this isn't really a good deed but a funny story.........I found out the next week that he got killed on the highway the next day, on the same stretch of road his girlfriend died on just a year prior.
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Yeah..........funny stuff.
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02-24-2008, 12:10 AM
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#73
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Wherever the cooler is.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The White Out
I'm in Camrose, a small hole
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Hey now, lets not get out of control here. A hole would be Wetaskawin. Or Hobbema.
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02-24-2008, 11:18 AM
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#74
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Tuscany
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Berger_4_
Hey now, lets not get out of control here. A hole would be Wetaskawin. Or Hobbema.
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wetaswakin.. ah yes. what a complete hole.
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02-24-2008, 10:45 PM
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#75
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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HEY!
cars cost less in wetasskewin
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