09-13-2007, 07:40 AM
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#61
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ford Prefect
Ya, ya ... I know. But this one was actually still cute the next morning. That was the really surprising part.
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you mean you actually saw her in the morning?
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09-13-2007, 08:36 AM
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#62
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Not the 1 millionth post winnar
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Los Angeles
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And I thought I was good looking!
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"Isles give up 3 picks for 5.5 mil of cap space.
Oilers give up a pick and a player to take on 5.5 mil."
-Bax
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09-13-2007, 11:16 AM
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#63
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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I noticed you noticing me, and I'd like to put you on notice that I was noticing you too.
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09-13-2007, 12:01 PM
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#64
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HalifaxDrunk
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
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Ha! That one is actually great!
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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09-13-2007, 12:15 PM
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#65
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Scoring Winger
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Originally Posted by albertGQ
Do you like it regular or in the p.u.s.s.y??
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I thought yours was "hey baby!! what's your name?
MINE TOO!!!!!"
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09-13-2007, 03:23 PM
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#66
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SeeGeeWhy
You put the rump in scrumptious.
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Or the less effective "you put the ass in massive!"
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09-13-2007, 04:18 PM
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#67
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HOOT
This seems like a thread that should have been started by The Prez  |
I started this thread and I am one proud gal
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meh
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09-13-2007, 04:30 PM
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Had an idea!
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Originally Posted by feartheflames
I started this thread and I am one proud gal |
Just wait, one of the mods will 'million post' this thread pretty soon.
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09-13-2007, 04:34 PM
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#69
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Mike Richards is good for cheesy pick up lines. Today he sang You Take My Breath Away by Rex Smith to Jennifer Hedger. Or his classic takes on Victor Newman from the Y&R.
Or listen to pretty much any Prince song.
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09-13-2007, 06:39 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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lol, I have another one but its really long...
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09-13-2007, 07:47 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by feartheflames
lol, I have another one but its really long...
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Well?
We're waiting..........
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09-13-2007, 10:03 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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ok
A guy walks up to a girl in a bar ands asks her if he can tell her a story the girl is intrigued and says yes.
Guy:
There are 3 flies stuck in a jar, 2 male flies and 1 female fly, the lid on the jar is screwed on tight and the two male flies are flying around in a panic looking for a way out while the female fly is just sitting back and relaxing
one of the guy fly thinks, hey maybe that girl fly knows her way outta here, I'm going to ask!! as it turn out the girl fly does know the way out
guy fly say" please tell me the way outta here"
the girl fly says " F#$k me and I'll tell you"
so the guy fly agrees and they do their business, once they are done the girl fly tells the guy fly "fly as hard as you can out the side of the jar and you'll fly right through"
the guy fly tries this and drops dead because of the impact.
the other guy fly looks down at the girl fly all relaxed and thinks...hey that girl fly must know the way outta here, he flies down and asks her... once again her reply is the same " F$#k me and I'll tell you"
So again they do their business and once they are done she tells the guy fly " fly as hard as you can at the lid of the jar and you'll fly right through" the l guy fly tries this and he too dies of the impact.
They girl fly then gets up -looks at the 2 dead male flies, laughs and then flies outta the jar...
by now the girl at the bar is confused as hell ands she'll ask " how did the girl fly get out of the jar????"
the guy at the bar says" F#$k me and I'll tell you"
HAHAHAHAH
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Last edited by feartheflames; 09-13-2007 at 10:11 PM.
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09-13-2007, 10:17 PM
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#73
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Never tried it but......
F__K me if I'm wrong. Is your name George?
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09-13-2007, 11:15 PM
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#74
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Two more that are pure gold from Quagmire:
"Oh sorry...i thought that was a braille name tag"
"Do you work for Subway? Cuz you just gave me a footlong!"
Ahh Quagmire...you have the cure for my daily blues!
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09-13-2007, 11:22 PM
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#75
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Estonia
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I actually tried this one back in the day. End of the night at the Back Alley:
Me (drunk): Hey, how are you
Her: Fine
Me: You know, I may not be the best looking guy in here...but I'm the only one looking at you
Her: *walks away*
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09-14-2007, 07:18 AM
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#76
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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I had a buddy walk up to a girl at the end of the night and said
"honestly, what are your other options"
he took her home and she wasn't a gargoyle either
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09-14-2007, 07:53 AM
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#1 Goaltender
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*Looks around to make sure wife isn't peeking over shoulder*
When I was in my early twenties, down at Oreste's, I had a woman in her forties tell me that she'd take me home if I was fifteen years older.
Without batting an eyelash, I told her I was 39, but I looked much younger because I'd led an incredibly easy, privileged life.
I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
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09-14-2007, 08:09 AM
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#78
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KevanGuy
I actually tried this one back in the day. End of the night at the Back Alley:
Me (drunk): Hey, how are you
Her: Fine
Me: You know, I may not be the best looking guy in here...but I'm the only one looking at you
Her: *walks away*
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That is fricking gold Jerry!!
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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09-14-2007, 09:04 AM
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Franchise Player
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Love this thread, thanks for the entertainment!!
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09-14-2007, 09:20 AM
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#80
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank the Tank
That is fricking gold Jerry!!
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Kevan's line and the "I'm here, what're your other two wishes........"
I wish I had them in my repertoire when I was single. It's just not the same when you use them on your wife.
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