1 million posts...

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

You were in the "institution"? I'm chartreuse with envy!

How did you know that was the colour of the Jell-O they fed us everyday?

Nothing but Kool-Aid and Jell-O day in and day out. I wasnt there for the food, I'll tell you that.......

[Prototype]

If this thread does not become Hall Of Fame worthy, there shouldn't be a Hall Of Fame at all...

And in the words of them highway patrol in Super Troopers...

"MEOW!"

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Prottotype

If this thread does not become Hall Of Fame worthy, there shouldn't be a Hall Of Fame at all...

And in the words of them highway patrol in Super Troopers...

"MEOW!"

Whats that meow?

Hall of Fame meow say? Never heard of it.

Meow.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by Locke

Whats that meow?

Hall of Fame meow say? Never heard of it.

Meow.

Ummm, no.

Doesn't sound as good.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by Prottotype

If this thread does not become Hall Of Fame worthy, there shouldn't be a Hall Of Fame at all...

And in the words of them highway patrol in Super Troopers...

"MEOW!"

I think after 10,000 posts we might have a chance.

Of course, we'd get there a lot faster if people POSTED!!

#$%&!

[Prototype]

Originally Posted by Azure

Ummm, no.

Doesn't sound as good.

He got you good, you phucker... (another ode to Super Troopers)

[Azure]

Originally Posted by Prottotype

He got you good, you phucker... (another ode to Super Troopers)

I think I'll go watch that movie again.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Prottotype

He got you good, you phucker... (another ode to Super Troopers)

I guess I have to eat the goddamn soap!

I call Shenanigans!

[Biff]

Doctor: Is there a history of mental illness in your family?
Patient: I had an uncle who thought he was a poached egg.
Doctor: Let's call that a yes.

[Azure]

"I've 'borked' a lot of women in my day.'

Hahahaha.

Movie is hilarious.

[Azure]

Oh cool, we're already longer here than the drinking thread.

I guess rube got a date, so there's not point anymore.

About time!

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Locke

I guess I have to eat the goddamn soap!

I call Shenanigans!

Sweet merciful fark, I nearly died I laughed that hard during that scene

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA PERSONALLY PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS "SHENANIGANS"!


Ugh, hey Farva, what's that family resturant you really like, you know the one with the Irish name?

Shenanigans? You're talking about Shenanigans right? You mean Shenanigans?

[Azure]

Yay for lame jokes...

CANADIAN JOKE # 1

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents
decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says,
"Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The
bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give
me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one..

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky
Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Molson's?"

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't
drinking beer, neither would I."

CANADIAN JOKE #2

A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his
arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case
of beer for?"

"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.

"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."

CANADIAN JOKE #3

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and
asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a
Newfie?"

"Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I
have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie.."

He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However,
the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the
patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's
brain.

He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's
bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the
patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly
sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of
your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

CANADIAN JOKE #4

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling
the pins and throwing them back.

CANADIAN JOKE #5

In Canada, we have two seasons...six months of winter and six months of
poor snowmobiling.

CANADIAN JOKE #6

One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Labatt Blue. Just as
they were about to enjoy their beverages, three flies landed in each of
their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American
fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as
if nothing happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and
started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT
YOU !!!"

CANADIAN JOKE #7

A Quebecer, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper.

"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

"Toilette pepper!" yelled the Quebecer.

CANADIAN JOKE #8

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.
They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them
died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on
the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and
nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a
beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing
at the gates of heaven. St.Peter approached us and said that we were
all too young to die, and said that for a donation of $50, we could
return to earth. So of course I pulled out my wallet and gave him the
$50, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said the one of the doctors, "But what happened to
the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over
the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his."

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Azure

CANADIAN JOKE #4

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?

The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling
the pins and throwing them back.

Heard it before but I love it

. . . maybe I should be giving myself and HD the trophy

[Ford Prefect]

Originally Posted by Locke

I guess I have to eat the goddamn soap!

I call Shenanigans!

Fed soap to my son once. Little phucker liked it.

[Ford Prefect]

Did you hear about the Edmontonian who had a penis transplant? His hand rejected it.

[Azure]

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

Did you hear about the Edmontonian who had a penis transplant? His hand rejected it.

That would downright suck.

[Ford Prefect]

Originally Posted by Azure

That would downright suck.

Let's hope nobody in his family gets lip transplants.

[Azure]

oops.

[Berger_4_]

well, the three of you are well on your way to six figures...

you wagered....texas with a dollar sign...

is it iced tea? no! it is hot tea! well then i have no idea