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Old 03-08-2007, 03:16 PM   #61
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Aquaman was lame, I'd choose the Flash myself

Would you rather have x-ray vision or be bullet proof
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:23 PM   #62
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Lets put it this way.... how often could you look through girls clothes, and how often are you gonna get shot?? X-ray vision obviously!!

would you rather recieve $100,000 every year... or know absolutely everything on wikipedia?
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:31 PM   #63
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Everything on wikpedia. If I knew it all and couldn't parlay that into more than $100,000..... well I don't know how I'd describe myself.

WYR be a fly on the wall and listen in a room or have x-ray eye's and see into it?
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:38 PM   #64
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fly on the wall, you can spread the plauge

WYR eat dinner with the worlds fattest man, or walk down the jersey shoreline with a midget dressed in bondage gear
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:39 PM   #65
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Midget dressed in bondage gear. Good way to pick up chicks.

Dinner and a movie with Britney Spears (pre-headshave) or Mother Theresa (pre-dying).
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:44 PM   #66
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That depends...
Do you want to catch an STD from Britney or do you want one healed by Mother Teresa? Gotta go with Britney Spears.

For the guys, would you rather have a date with the most attractive man on Earth or the ugliest woman?
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:45 PM   #67
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moral quandry alert on that one. I would probably meet Mother Theresa for dinner, then shag Britney rotten . The feel guilty.

If you could only save one from immenent death, your mother or your father.
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:46 PM   #68
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Do you want to catch an STD from Britney or do you want one healed by Mother Teresa? Gotta go with Britney Spears.

For the guys, would you rather have a date with the most attractive man on Earth or the ugliest woman?
Is there an indecent proposal involved?

Give me the woman and a thousand shots of everclear
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:55 PM   #69
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If you could only save one from immenent death, your mother or your father.
That's an easy one...my mom.

Which reality TV show would you try out for -- "So you think you can dance?" or American Idol?
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Old 03-08-2007, 03:57 PM   #70
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"So you think you can dance?" because I'd be absolutely, completely brutal, and it would be hillarious. Not that I'd do well at American Idol, but "So you think you can dance" would be funnier.

Would you rather have gotten your butt kicked by Muhammad Ali or Bruce Lee?

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Old 03-08-2007, 04:02 PM   #71
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Muhammad Ali, Bruce lee had the feet of fury

The immovable object or the unopposable force?
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Old 03-08-2007, 04:34 PM   #72
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immovable object, because...it is...immovable...yeah.......

would you wear women's underwear or women's bra?
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Old 03-08-2007, 04:41 PM   #73
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Women's underwear. (Why is that considered abnormal anyways? )

OK- WYR make love to somebody with no arms or somebody with no legs?
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Old 03-08-2007, 04:48 PM   #74
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no legs, more room to manouver

Get publically humilated at your wedding, or on the jumbotron at the Flames game
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Old 03-08-2007, 04:56 PM   #75
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On the jumbo tron! I was on Sportsnet wearing a coconut bra one time.. So it doesn't matter, but future wife would MURDERIZE ME if I messed up a wedding.

WYR have the ability to read people's minds or control time?
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Old 03-08-2007, 05:02 PM   #76
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On the jumbo tron! I was on Sportsnet wearing a coconut bra one time.. So it doesn't matter, but future wife would MURDERIZE ME if I messed up a wedding.

WYR have the ability to read people's minds or control time?
Control Time, it would be cool

Would you rather? Lick honey off Rosie O'Donnell or Eat Cool Whip off a Polar Bear?
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Old 03-08-2007, 05:35 PM   #77
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Cool whip off a polar bear. I see no harm in that.

(nerdy Star Trek question) WYR meet Captain Kirk or Mr. Spok?
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Old 03-08-2007, 05:51 PM   #78
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Uhh Spok Leonard Nimoy is bad ass!

WYR lose 3 toes or 1 finger?
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Old 03-08-2007, 06:08 PM   #79
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Uhh Spok Leonard Nimoy is bad ass!

WYR lose 3 toes or 1 finger?
That's an easy one. Three toes! Those things are useless and you can get prosthetics and still walk. Shoes cover any problems. Fingers though, I need for playing guitar and maybe picking up piano again in the future, and typing, ...and... some ... other stuff. Toes are the easiest part of your body to lose without any deep regrets, lost ability, or impossibility to repair.

Would You Rather:

Be with the one person you've always wanted to be with for the rest of your life

OR

Reverse time and be born all over again with all your knowledge and memories (with the rule being you can't fulfill the former ever)*

*no I did not steal this idea from the butterfly effect, I thought it up all on my own and then I remembered that stupid movie! If only they went with the original version where
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instead of the sappy hollywood one where he just insults his girlfriend at a BBQ so she'll never talk to him again. And I really wanted to answer the Star Trek one because I'd rather meet Spock and have him mind-meld me so I could know what it takes to be super smart and subdue my emotions...picking up the neck pinch too would be cool. And I'd secretly leave behind an emergency back-up copy of my katra (major nerd alert) in case my brain failed. All Kirk can do is show you how he meets the green ladies or maybe die a totally lame death by falling off a collapsing bridge.

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Would You Rather:

Be with the one person you've always wanted to be with for the rest of your life

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Reverse time and be born all over again with all your knowledge and memories (with the rule being you can't fulfill the former ever)*
I would rather be with the one person that I always wanted to be with.

Would you rather live to be 110 or die at the age of 75?
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