Drunken Antics.

[phaneuf_train]

I punched up friend in the face during a dare and I ended up with a clean break in my forearm. It was mangled about 30 degrees upward somehow. I have no idea how that could even possibly happen.

[Clarkey]

You guys should watch the movie "Outdoorsmen: Blood, Sweat and Beers".

I wish I could be a part of this competition. These guys from the pac northwest meet annually to drink beer and take part in outdoor testosterone fueled feats of strength and drunken idiocy.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

You guys should watch the movie "Outdoorsmen: Blood, Sweat and Beers".

I wish I could be a part of this competition. These guys from the pac northwest meet annually to drink beer and take part in outdoor testosterone fueled feats of strength and drunken idiocy.

This is actually the stupidest and most blatantly homo-erotic thing I have ever seen. ######ed doesn't even begin to describe it.

[Clarkey]

Originally Posted by rubecube

This is actually the stupidest and most blatantly homo-erotic thing I have ever seen. ######ed doesn't even begin to describe it.

Ha, dude you are an admitted Ben Harper fan. That reeks of faggage more than just about anything. Are James Blunt and Josh Groban also on your playlist?

Although I have to admit the piggyback race around the pilon did have major homo-erotic undertones.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Clarkey

Ha, dude you are an admitted Ben Harper fan. That reeks of faggage more than just about anything. Are James Blunt and Josh Groban also on your playlist?

Although I have to admit the piggyback race around the pilon did have major homo-erotic undertones.

That and the blind-folded beer chugging contest with a bunch of fat slobs in their underwear rolling around dirt.

And you leave Ben Harper alone. Better than 99% of the crap that has come out in the last ten years.

[MagicallyAdept]

Originally Posted by Reaper
Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

• Having sex on a crowded dance floor

similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in a nightclub about 5 years ago:

After much drinking, fun and games at the pub before we decide to go the local nightclub Eros (dive) to get of our trollies and have more of the fun. We meet Jason's friend Skiv (or some pikey name) and he tags along for a night of merriness.

He ended up paying 15 quid for some small pink pills - and to all intents and purposes was having a great time.

Obviously being a bit of a mover on the dance floor, he was soon aproached by a lovely lady asking him he if wanted to go off to the toilets and 'give her one'.

Thinking his luck was in, he was promptly led away by this saucy minx and soon got down to business.

Unfortunately, the effects of the little pink items he had recently obtained were now starting to wear off and before he knew it, my friend and i realised he was in fact standing on the dancefloor still, with his trousers round his ankles masturbating furiously (much to the sheer horror and amazement of onlookers).

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by MagicallyAdept

Originally Posted by Reaper
Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

• Having sex on a crowded dance floor

similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in a nightclub about 5 years ago:

After much drinking, fun and games at the pub before we decide to go the local nightclub Eros (dive) to get of our trollies and have more of the fun. We meet Jason's friend Skiv (or some pikey name) and he tags along for a night of merriness.

He ended up paying 15 quid for some small pink pills - and to all intents and purposes was having a great time.

Obviously being a bit of a mover on the dance floor, he was soon aproached by a lovely lady asking him he if wanted to go off to the toilets and 'give her one'.

Thinking his luck was in, he was promptly led away by this saucy minx and soon got down to business.

Unfortunately, the effects of the little pink items he had recently obtained were now starting to wear off and before he knew it, my friend and i realised he was in fact standing on the dancefloor still, with his trousers round his ankles masturbating furiously (much to the sheer horror and amazement of onlookers).

This has to be funniest story ever. And the British narrative definitely helped.

[Deelow]

I refunded all over a bouncerin Quebec City and got tossed. Blizzard, No jacket, no french. It was a bad night.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally Posted by MagicallyAdept

Originally Posted by Reaper
Drunken antics? Oh, I've had a few...

• Having sex on a crowded dance floor

similar thing happened to a friend of a friend in a nightclub about 5 years ago:

After much drinking, fun and games at the pub before we decide to go the local nightclub Eros (dive) to get of our trollies and have more of the fun. We meet Jason's friend Skiv (or some pikey name) and he tags along for a night of merriness.

He ended up paying 15 quid for some small pink pills - and to all intents and purposes was having a great time.

Obviously being a bit of a mover on the dance floor, he was soon aproached by a lovely lady asking him he if wanted to go off to the toilets and 'give her one'.

Thinking his luck was in, he was promptly led away by this saucy minx and soon got down to business.

Unfortunately, the effects of the little pink items he had recently obtained were now starting to wear off and before he knew it, my friend and i realised he was in fact standing on the dancefloor still, with his trousers round his ankles masturbating furiously (much to the sheer horror and amazement of onlookers).

Winner.

That story should be read with a "Alex from A Clockwork Orange" accent.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by fotze

Ben Harper gay, a big black guy who plays a mean electric guitar and sings about smoking weed.



He's right up there with that fruity Darren McCarty and Henry Rollins. Bizarre.

Yeah I know. I'm such a queer for liking him.

[The Goon]

I'm going to start referring to some of my female friends as "saucy minxes" now.

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by The Goon

I'm going to start referring to some of my female friends as "saucy minxes" now.

Definitely...way better than calling them tarts. A select few actually know what tart means.

[Mr.Coffee]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Definitely...way better than calling them tarts. A select few actually know what tart means.

Isn't it a delicious pastry?

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee

Isn't it a delicious pastry?

You could say that...

[Maserati]

Originally Posted by rubecube

This has to be funniest story ever. And the British narrative definitely helped.

ditto lol

[Ranchlander]

My buddy passed out with his package hanging out last weekend.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

I got engaged last weekend... but apparently if you're drunk, and the ring is candy it doesn't really count

[Superflyer]

One of the best things that me and my buddies decided to do after a night of drinking was to build a treehouse that we never had when we were kids. Man I am not sure how were are still here. Using power tools and then trying to climb the tree to attach the wood.
The next morning we looked at it and it was brutal.

Also growing up in the country leads to the enevable cow tipping. Still not sure what is so great about that but when you are drunk in the country whata else are you going to do?

[jroc]

Back in high school me and a few friends were leaving a party. We got a ride home from our buddy who was driving a van. Our one friend, Benny, was sitting shotgun and he was p*ssed outta his tree. anyway, we were doing about 60km around the boulevard when he decided to do his famous trick that he does whenever he is drunk. So he opened up the door, swung out the vehicle barely hanging on, opened up the sliding door and attempted to hop into the backseat while our friend was driving. Unfortunately his attempt fell short, he lost his grip and bailed out on the concrete while doing 60 clicks, and i forgot to mention that he was not wearing a shirt either. The end resulted in a broken wrist and a tonne of road rash, poor guy even lost his god damn nipple!! He didnt want us to take him to the hospital so we just dropped him off at home and he slept it through the night. Now needless to say the next morning he woke up in a great deal of pain, and the big problem was that his father is a minister and would never approve of him drinking. the story he told his dad is that he was pedal biking home from his girlfriends house and he fell off his bike. His dad went along with it but we all know that he surely did not believe it.

and if anyone is wondering, yes his nipple did grow back

[J pold]

Originally Posted by jroc

Back in high school me and a few friends were leaving a party. We got a ride home from our buddy who was driving a van. Our one friend, Benny, was sitting shotgun and he was p*ssed outta his tree. anyway, we were doing about 60km around the boulevard when he decided to do his famous trick that he does whenever he is drunk. So he opened up the door, swung out the vehicle barely hanging on, opened up the sliding door and attempted to hop into the backseat while our friend was driving. Unfortunately his attempt fell short, he lost his grip and bailed out on the concrete while doing 60 clicks, and i forgot to mention that he was not wearing a shirt either. The end resulted in a broken wrist and a tonne of road rash, poor guy even lost his god damn nipple!! He didnt want us to take him to the hospital so we just dropped him off at home and he slept it through the night. Now needless to say the next morning he woke up in a great deal of pain, and the big problem was that his father is a minister and would never approve of him drinking. the story he told his dad is that he was pedal biking home from his girlfriends house and he fell off his bike. His dad went along with it but we all know that he surely did not believe it.

and if anyone is wondering, yes his nipple did grow back

This is Benny (Chuck Norris enthusiasts)

Could this be the Same Benny Who is a Chuck Norris enthusiasts?