Name that movie quote

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by Buff

Looks like we need another quote:

I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none.

Bad Boys

[Buff]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

Bad Boys

I'll come up with a quote that you can't get. If its the last thing I do!... well I won't obsess that much over it.

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by Buff

I'll come up with a quote that you can't get. If its the last thing I do!... well I won't obsess that much over it.

Well, it wouldn't be hard. I didn't know the Big Lebowski quotes. I haven't seen that movie.

[North East Goon]

Ignore!

[VANFLAMESFAN]

Easy one

"I'm sorry boss, but there are only 2 men in this world that I trust, one of them is me, the other's not you"

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by VANFLAMESFAN

Easy one

"I'm sorry boss, but there are only 2 men in this world that I trust, one of them is me, the other's not you"

Con Air.

"I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."

[Mr.Coffee]

"Surely you can't be serious?"

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by Mr.Coffee

"Surely you can't be serious?"

That's from one of the Airplane movies... "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

[V]

Airplane!

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
"That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
"Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money."
"Well, not all chicks."
"Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do."
"Good point."
"Well what about you now? what would you do?"
"Besides two chicks at the same time?"
"Well yeah."
"Nothing."
"Nothing, huh?"
"I'd relax, I would sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing."
"Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****."

[Eastern Girl]

Office Space!!

... i'll repeat mine since no one got it...

"I've personally flown over a hundred-ninety-four missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life."

[V]

Hot Shots

"It stinks like sex in here"

And

"Gimme a litre o' cola."

[TheyCallMeBruce]

"...I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ****ed off."

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

"...I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very ****ed off."

Fight Club

"That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! I mean, look at you! You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex! And I should know, we can smell our own."

[Buff]

Mallrats

Ok. First, get some contact lenses, cause those joints look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more then a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, move your bum ass outta your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old.

[Mccree]

Originally Posted by Buff

Mallrats

Ok. First, get some contact lenses, cause those joints look like they could pick up cable. Second, take her to Cambodia, get her a lobster dinner. Pay more then a dollar. Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia, move your bum ass outta your mom's house. Boy, you like forty years old.

MIB (Men in Black)

[Mccree]

"To train the dolphin you must think like the dolphin, you must be getting inside the dolphin's head......"

[Buff]

Originally Posted by Mccree

MIB (Men in Black)

nope

[V]

MIB II would be more correct

[Mccree]

Originally Posted by Buff

nope

Really? I could have sworn it was from that movie.

[g_railed]

Originally Posted by Mccree

"To train the dolphin you must think like the dolphin, you must be getting inside the dolphin's head......"

Ace ventura pet detective

"where'd you learn to shoot like that?"

"7-11"