Other people's farts. The worst part of being in school was being trapped in your desk while someone was blasting Rip Van Stinkle's greatest hits and you were stuck smelling it.
ha - that reminds me of a buddy of mine. he's got the nastiest gas. he was playing goal one night at hockey and was bombing out the crease. the stank hit you as you crossed the blue line! ha! ha!
another time he was on a transatlantic flight and in short order he had an entire section of the plane to himself!
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Dead body smell is something you can never forget. It’s the worst smell that exists.
Weed smoke is terrible for sure. Silage also awful. Like UCB said, I love the smell of diesel exhaust because of the memories.
years ago my wife and i were out doing some errands and came across a car accident. it was bad. i believe it was a double fatal. the vehicle had burst into flames and as we past the scene the fire had just been extinguished. the smell of burned flesh and hair - oh man... i can still smell that - just awful.
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The smell of rotting elephant in the middle of a hot day. I’ve been out on safari in Zimbabwe and it’s been very dry, taking a toll on the old and young elephants. They often die near the waterholes but most scavengers can’t get to them until they’re good and ripe. OMG the smell when the wind shifts…unbearable. My heart breaks for the poor elephants too, but in the end, they don’t go to waste - the lions are fat and the vultures numerous.
Weed. Especially when some loser has the smell baked into their clothes. You smell nasty, you're a dirty person.
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Any and pretty much all air 'fresheners'. Those plug in Febreeze air fresheners are vile, and anytime I'm at someone's house where they use those I feel like the stench is stuck in my lungs for hours afterwards. I don't know how people live with them. Same for all car air fresheners. Gross, just keep your house and car clean.
Tonsil stones. *gag* I would get them rarely, but occassionally (once a year or so) but then it seems to have stopped around the time of COVID and haven't had them since (thank god).
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How would you smell warm ass of someone getting up from a seat?
Because they had been sitting there for a long time. If I am outside at a campfire in minus 5 and a fat guy gets up, no ass smell. Guy sitting next to me at the end of a movie and gets up, there will be an ass smell, so I cover my nose discreetly ass they get up.
How short are you that you're that close to someome else's seat cushion.
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The eye-watering ammonia smell when walking into a cat-persons house that doesnt clean the litter box often enough
Worse is when you feel like you can feel the cat odor on your feet/through your socks.
The smell of rotting potato is ridiculously awful. I don't understand how potatoes go from relatively scentless to a decay smelling stronger than certain types of rotting meat.
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getting stuck behind the truck taking the chickens to chicken Auschwitz is a fairly unpleasant experience, particularly on a hot day, just pull over and give it 5 minutes to leave unpleasant
The olive bar at Safeway / Sobeys. I think they've mostly got rid of these or at least found some way to reduce the smell caue I haven't noticed it in a while.
Dead body smell is something you can never forget. It’s the worst smell that exists.
Weed smoke is terrible for sure. Silage also awful. Like UCB said, I love the smell of diesel exhaust because of the memories.
I wish I could only thank 25% of this, LOL. I have had the unpleasant experience through work (claims adjuster) of having to go to claims with a dead body to arrange for the bio clean-up. If the body is still there it is the absolute worst, especially if it's been a couple of days before discovery. Definitely something you never forget.
I LOVE the smell of weed! and the taste and...well yeah.
Not sure what silage is and while diesel is unpleasant, I would not put it near the least favourite smells.