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Old 09-15-2024, 11:11 AM   #61
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What kind of an experience was it if you didn't accidently close a sliding door on your siblings' limbs at least once.
At least you'd built up the muscle memory to slam those ####ers as hard as possible, because otherwise it was a 50/50 at best that they would actually close each time.

A van parked on a steep uphill? I've trained my whole life for this.
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First of all, someone spoiler the giant photos.

Second, how have we not seen a Delica in this thread yet? There are probably a thousand variations out there like this.

This Gentleman should not be driving a van into the woods.

That is the sketchiest looking Van driver in the World. If I ran into that guy in the woods late at night...lets just say...bodies might become difficult to locate...

If you're going to drive a Van around at least ditch the Creeper moustache.

You'd be arrested at a crosswalk by any local schools.
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What kind of an experience was it if you didn't accidently close a sliding door on your siblings' limbs at least once.
Yeah...'accidentally...'
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What kind of an experience was it if you didn't accidently close a sliding door on your siblings' limbs at least once.
I had my fingers crushed in a sliding door. Bled like a sonofabitch. I got ice cream at the Bluebird (I think) Diner in Innisfail so that made up for it.
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My friend has a Delica. He's a carpenter by trade so he has it all customized inside. You can see it at around 30 seconds into this video. It's cool but pretty gutless. We had to pull over and wait forever for him to climb the hill from Cochrane.

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My friend has a Delica. He's a carpenter by trade so he has it all customized inside. You can see it at around 30 seconds into this video. It's cool but pretty gutless. We had to pull over and wait forever for him to climb the hill from Cochrane.

I'm not saying that man has killed a 'number of transients' but he hasn't killed 'no transients.'

I think this much is clear.

His number is greater than zero.
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I'm not saying that man has killed a 'number of transients' but he hasn't killed 'no transients.'

I think this much is clear.

His number is greater than zero.
I can't refute that. He's an odd duck.
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I can't refute that. He's an odd duck.
'Van People' are not to be trusted.
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A golfing buddy of mine owns a van similar to the one in the picture. Fully customized on the inside with an upgraded sound system. I get first dibs if he ever decides to sell it.

Dad had an 86. Used to take it on ski trips, that thing was fantastic.

Went to pick up a girl for a date in it and her Dad told me to get the #### off his porch. Good times.
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Dad had an 86. Used to take it on ski trips, that thing was fantastic.

Went to pick up a girl for a date in it and her Dad told me to get the #### off his porch. Good times.
My friends dad had one and we drove it to high school one day. Vice Principal came over as soon as we pulled into the parking lot to see who the hell we were
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Very rarely, but I mostly read CalgaryPuck these days.

I am currently without a minivan. 2 kids though, I want one and my wife does not.

After reading through this thread... if anyone needs me: I'll be in my bunk
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Very rarely, but I mostly read CalgaryPuck these days.

I am currently without a minivan. 2 kids though, I want one and my wife does not.

After reading through this thread... if anyone needs me: I'll be in my bunk
Ugh...thanks Jane...

Nice to hear from you though!
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