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Flames_Gimp · 11-23-2005, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

LOL. I have been going about this whole bar scene wrong then, instead of trying to get men to drink more beer so that they will consider me hot, I should drink more!

You think men need to be drunk to consider you hot?

Pagal4321 · 11-23-2005, 11:23 PM

Bye Jordon, come back so....WAIT A SECOND!

Phanuthier · 11-23-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

LOL. I have been going about this whole bar scene wrong then, instead of trying to get men to drink more beer so that they will consider me hot, I should drink more!

Sounds like CPers couldn't fall over their keyboards enough for you

If all else fails... and your ever in Edmonton... give me a call...

I'm uh... almost 21, going to school... I enjoy long walks on the beach... uh...

Eastern Girl · 11-24-2005, 01:55 AM

yeah I am not entirely sure why. One decent picture and people have been really nice. I am sure though that I would be a disappointment if you were to see me in person.

kremb · 11-24-2005, 02:44 AM

Welcome back.

This board was getting a little too classy with the Fischer card, moment of silence and worst fans are your own fans threads.

Look forward to some good old incendiary 'Calgary Flames Comments'! (Kind of like 'Calgary Flames Hockey' except inspired by cooler consumption)

Bring_Back_Shantz · 11-24-2005, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Everything is more masculine then a cooler.

Wow, I never thought I'd do this, but I'm gonna have to agree with Jordan.

I don't think anyone who voluntarily refers to themselves as "GreeTeaFrapp" should be making any sort of determination as to how girly someones choice of beverage is.

that being said. Coolers ARE for girls, or high school kids who don't know any better.

Calgary Flames · 11-24-2005, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Wow, I never thought I'd do this, but I'm gonna have to agree with Jordan.

I don't think anyone who voluntarily refers to themselves as "GreeTeaFrapp" should be making any sort of determination as to how girly someones choice of beverage is.

that being said. Coolers ARE for girls, or high school kids who don't know any better.

I agree, I have Coffee, Dark Roast. BLACK!!! That's right!

Anyhoo about this cooler business, It's not like I have them regularly. The one I had was the first one in years and haven't had once since... not because of the crap I got from CP but because I generally don't like sugary drinks..

Bring_Back_Shantz · 11-24-2005, 08:54 AM

Okay, so just to clarify. If you only had one cooler, and it was the first one in years, and you haven't had one since, then how is it that you had only milk and coolers in your fridge.

I don't drink coolers, and guess what...I don't have any in my fridge.

Prototype · 11-24-2005, 09:11 AM

EDIT: It's so true...

It was a picture of a kid saying "Dear God, Please Make It Stop"...

Calgary Flames · 11-24-2005, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Okay, so just to clarify. If you only had one cooler, and it was the first one in years, and you haven't had one since, then how is it that you had only milk and coolers in your fridge.

I don't drink coolers, and guess what...I don't have any in my fridge.

.....Ummm because??

It was a long time ago.

Bring_Back_Shantz · 11-24-2005, 09:25 AM

Me thinks somenoe has fallen on their own sword.

Sorry Jordan, untill you can come up with a reasonable explination as to why you had something that you don't drink in your fridge, I'm gonna have to beleive that you in fact do like coolers.

Prototype · 11-24-2005, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Me thinks somenoe has fallen on their own sword.

Sorry Jordan, untill you can come up with a reasonable explination as to why you had something that you don't drink in your fridge, I'm gonna have to beleive that you in fact do like coolers.

What the hell is the big deal? Seriously? Give the guy a break. I've had atleast 10 coolers since the incident he's talking about. My favourite drink is Crown and Cola. I love a cold Ricards Red or Trad. My fridge is always stocked full of Milk, Juice, Beer, Coolers (for the Missus), Soy Milk (cause I'm lactose intollerant), and more.

This thread over to me. Jordan, again... welcome back. I don't judge based on stupid things like drink preference. If it has alchohol in it, all the better. And I'm one of few that understand you're still paying for something you said years ago. I'm sorry that this board has a bone to pick with you, and still brings this thing up.

Calgary Flames · 11-24-2005, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Me thinks somenoe has fallen on their own sword.

Sorry Jordan, untill you can come up with a reasonable explination as to why you had something that you don't drink in your fridge, I'm gonna have to beleive that you in fact do like coolers.

So? I'm just saying that I don't drink them often. Do I like the taste? Yes. Oh god, my masculinity is in shambles!!!

You're really pulling at strings bud...

Dion Phaneuf watches Friends... that must mean he's a girlie man.

Maritime Q-Scout · 11-24-2005, 09:46 AM

Jordan you like your dark roast coffee black, good man, I'm the same way. I really enjoy bitter drinks (black coffee, beer, PC Grapefruit Juice)

I do find coolers too sugary, hmmmm maybe I should mix them with more vodka... I wonder what effect that would have (now I'm curious, would it make me less of a man to drink coolers mixed with MORE alcohol to dilute the sugary taste?)

And because I'm in a good mood, and don't feel like studying

Bring Back Shantz, ever thing that maybe, just MAYBE Jordan's ladyfriend likes coolers, he had them in the fridge for her, then one night after a long day he comes home to find he's out of beer so opens up a cooler, and due to the sugary taste of the cooler makes an off hand comment about having "one too many coolers" in this case 1 is 1 too many, and has been flamed for it ever since?

(wow, defending Jordan, am I going to be banned?)

Prototype · 11-24-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

(wow, defending Jordan, am I going to be banned?)

I'll be there with you!

kremb · 11-24-2005, 09:48 AM

pussies.

Calgary Flames · 11-24-2005, 09:49 AM

I'm going to totally buy a 6 pack of coolers this weekend out of spite. Every delicious sip will be like spitting in the face of people like Bring Back Shantz.

How you like them Apple.................Cider Okanagan Coolers?

I keed

KootenayFlamesFan · 11-24-2005, 10:51 AM

I'm kind of interested now. We should have a poll to see who on this board has had a cooler before.

I have.

It's not my preference (I'm a rum and coke guy), but I do drink the odd one, especially if I'm out of rum and there's nothing else to drink and I feel like getting a buzz.

I assumed the cooler thing was just a joke, but are there really people here that dead set against drinking them?

It's got alcohol in it..........it's not like you're drinking prune juice or anything.

red '00 · 11-24-2005, 11:01 AM

I've had two, a couple of years ago. I can't remember why I (or anyone else) was drinking them, but yeah, I admit it, they were delightfully tasty. Smooth delicious goodness.

Still isn't my 'drink of choice'. Rum 'n coke, please.

(Malibu is still the all-time fem drink)

Mango · 11-24-2005, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KootenayFlamesFan

It's got alcohol in it..........it's not like you're drinking prune juice or anything.

I think it's because they can be really sweet. I once had an orange Bacardi Breezer and it felt like I was eating a pound of sugar. I think someone had mentioned how sweet Smirnoff Ice is. I'm not a big drinker by any means, but the sweetness factor alone will make the one drink last all night.

I'd prefer something in a slushie form, like a peach bellini or the slushie hard lemonaide from Joey's.