Desperate and F-off, or endearing and pleasant?

[taco.vidal]

Is this now almost two weeks later after meeting her?

He who hesitates, masturbates.

[pseudoreality]

I for one, am looking forward to seeing how dark this thread gets. Let me start it off.

Get a friend to follow her home after work and threaten her in a dark alley. You then jump in, Batman suit optional, punch him in the face and save the day. She'll fall madly in love with you and you can send the flowers to your mate you punched in the face.

[ResAlien]

Originally Posted by pseudoreality

I for one, am looking forward to seeing how dark this thread gets. Let me start it off.

Get a friend to follow her home after work and threaten her in a dark alley. You then jump in, Batman suit optional, punch him in the face and save the day. She'll fall madly in love with you and you can send the flowers to your mate you punched in the face.

That's basically how Wynona Ryder gets in with Adam Sandler in the 90s classic remake "Mr. Deeds"

[pseudoreality]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

That's basically how Wynona Ryder gets in with Adam Sandler in the 90s classic remake "Mr. Deeds"

I haven't seen that one, but if we are going with movie plots he could always get their future son to get sexually aggressive with her.