Yer Most Hated Line(s) From Songs

[troutman]

Originally Posted by Fighting Banana Slug

I couldn't limit the lyrics to just one stanza. This one is right at the top of my list for terrible song lyrics.

That is an odd song. Husband is shooting blanks, so wife goes out to get pregnant with a stranger.

There was a time in the 1980s where the record company insisted that "hit-makers" write songs for Heart.

[CliffFletcher]

Originally Posted by CorsiHockeyLeague

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh noooooooooooooooo

[CliffFletcher]

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

- Oasis

[Coach]

Originally Posted by CliffFletcher

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

- Oasis

I say it in almost every music thread, but I really think Champagne Supernova is one of the greatest songs ever.

Edit: wait. What thread am I in. Well f*** you then

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by MattyC

I say it in almost every music thread, but I really think Champagne Supernova is one of the greatest songs ever.

you are incorrect

[peter12]

I have a theory that MattyC is just a bot with a bro algorithm.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by peter12

I have a theory that MattyC is just a bot with a bro algorithm.

Lol. That'd be interesting.

Oasis is my favorite band and I think criminally underrated in NA. Sue me.

Also not sure how a Brit-rock band from the 90s is bro music. There's not a single "bass drop" anywhere in their anthology.

[Hockey_Ninja]

"Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube"
Eminem - Fack.

Then again, that entire song is filled with awful lines

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by MattyC

Lol. That'd be interesting.

Oasis is my favorite band and I think criminally underrated in NA..

LoL

Oasis are a bunch of wankers.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

LoL

Oasis are a bunch of wankers.

Tossers, as well.

[Coach]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

LoL

Oasis are a bunch of wankers.

One can be a wanker while making good music.

[Finger Cookin]

Originally Posted by Regulator75

I get knocked down and get back up again.

[FireGilbert]

I love the band, most of their songs have great lyrics, and I even kind of like the song, but man the chorus to Bad Religion's Infected is just bad.

You and me have a disease,
You affect me, you infect me,
I'm afflicted, you're addicted,
You and me, you and me

[djsFlames]

Originally Posted by CliffFletcher

How many special people change
How many lives are living strange
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall
Faster than a cannon ball
Where were you while we were getting high?

Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
Some day you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova
A champagne supernova in the sky

- Oasis

No.

[djsFlames]

"Work, work, work, work, work, work
He say me have to
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do me
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you all gon'?
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Me no care if him
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting"

[Acey]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today it is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

[PaperBagger'14]

We're so f*****,
S*** outta luck.

Metallica- Hardwired

James Hetfield needs to get back on the sauce, it's getting embarrassing.

[Cuz]

Who let the dogs out?

[Displaced Flames fan]

Originally Posted by CorsiHockeyLeague

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh noooooooooooooooo

Richard Harris performing that song on Mel's Rock Pile was epic though.

[Wedge]

Originally Posted by troutman

The worst abuses in words and music.

This howler takes the cake:

She's a dancer, a romancer
I'm a Capricorn and she's a Cancer
She saw my picture in a music magazine

I'm a man, I'm no baby
And you're lookin' every inch a lady
You're good lookin' and you're lookin' like you should be good

- Kiss "C'mon And Love Me"

Heady? Deep? Not at all, but better than a lot of the shi+e I just read in the best lyrics thread. And not that I've listened to them in decades, but that's "the stuff" you want out of Kiss.