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Originally Posted by Badgers Nose
Now if we could only Tuvix him with Colborne.
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Originally Posted by Trailer Fire
Someone want to clarify his hometown? I've seen several reports stating Cranbrook, and others saying Nelson.
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Sorry, Badgers Nose. My sources at Orange Julius say Dryden Hunt was born in
both Cranbrook and Nelson, to a family named Hunt and another family named Dryden. The two babies were Tuvixed shortly after birth, which is why he has two birthplaces and both his names are surnames.
Unfortunately, this means he cannot be Tuvixed with Colborne. Stacked multiple Tuvixing can produce a gigantic rip in the space-time continuum. This could end all life as we know it, or worse yet, divide the universe into two separate entities, in one of which Spock has a beard and Edmonton is good. We just can't risk it.
Also, because of the Tuvix procedure, he now has two Y chromosomes, which means he is more macho than Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris put together. Sign him now, or his sperm will take flight and hunt you down and kill you.