[News] Oilers waive Scrivens

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Hatter

I hope he gets claimed and lands somewhere. I had the pleasure of meeting him and his wife at the Ronald McDonald House in Edmonton last year, and they were both incredibly nice people who lend a ton of time and effort to many charitable causes.

Oiler or not, he's one of the good ones.

I met Scrivens and the missus at McHappy Days. Jenny is also a goalie. (Cue the goalie jokes.)

[Hockey Fan #751]

Originally Posted by kyuss275

MacT has to have pictures of Katz doing something illegal. I just don't see how he is still collecting a pay cheque? lol

Problem is whether he would have been fired or not, he'd still be collecting a paycheque. May as well put him to good use, like carrying Chiarelli's luggage around or whatever he does.

[McG]

vegas has probably stopped taking bets on Scrivens getting the Vezina next season.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Hockey Fan #751

Problem is whether he would have been fired or not, he'd still be collecting a paycheque. May as well put him to good use, like carrying Chiarelli's luggage around or whatever he does.

Are you kidding, you don't understand how this works. If the Oilers have any success whatsoever, Katz will be looking to redeem Lowe and Mac-T that's why they're still in the organization.

Its not like Mac-T has been shuffled away from hockey decisions, he has a senior role within the organization.

The Oilers are run like a bad WWE storyline, wait for the heel turn where Mac-T takes credit for being the architect if the Oilers turn it around.

[icarus]

Well Lowe and MacT are to thank for McDavid...

[CaptainCrunch]

I just see this whole scene that's like wrestlemania if the Oilers ever have any success, so this is likely to happen in 2017 or 18.

The new building is sold out, there's a buzz in the crowd. Chia comes out to address the crowd.

He lifts the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak about the great year that the Oilers are having and how improved they are and how they're maybe going to sneak into 9th spot in the west which is amazing.

Suddenly the lights go out and that song "Money" begins to play. A bunch of pyro goes off as Katz struts down to center ice followed by Lowe and Mac-T who have smug grins on their face.

Katz - "Come on Chia, its time to clarify some things here, it was never about you, it was about us, you were there to be the face of the management team, but I know and you know, and all of these Katzemaniacs out there know that the real brains of the organization are standing behind me"

Chia - "Wait what are you talking about, I'm the GM I'm the . . . "

Katz (yelling) - "Shut up, the number one draft picks, that was these guys"

Lowe starts cranking his neck and flexing his old dude pecks while he tightens the bandana covering his bald spot. Mac-T calmly chews on a tooth pick"

Katz - "What did you do? You bought in a middle pairing guy to play top minutes, you bought in a back up goalie, you did nothing, it was all of the number one draft picks that we accumulated that have made us a 9th place team in the West"

Lowe - "Like a Vipa"

Mac-T leans in and throws his tooth pick in Chia's face.

Katz - "Look brother, you were just here to make people think that Lowe and Mac-T weren't running things, but they were and they are. Chia your services are no longer required"

Chia -"What"

Katz - "You're fired"

The fans start booing as Lowe kicks Chia in the junk, and Mac-T jumps in and gives him the MacStunner". Katz points at the audience and yells.

Katz - "MAC-T"

Mac-T - "What"

Katz smacks him in the man boobs and yells"

Katz - "GET THE TABLE"

The crowd growns at this clear ripoff. Lowe and Mac-T set up a folding table and then slam Chia through it. Katz grabs the microphone.

Katz - "It was us, us all along, and you fans can go %%%% yourselves, welcome to the Old School Order"

"Money" starts playing again as Katz and Lowe and Mac-T strut to the back raising their middle fingers to the fans. The camera focuses in on Chia still lying unconcious on the broken table while Principe screams as the game goes off the air.

"Good Gawd, that man is broken in half, he's got a family, but the Old School Order is taking over the Oilyaz!!!"

[Cali Panthers Fan]

^^^ As much as I love your intense hatred of the Oilers, please stop with the wrestling motifs.