[Trade] Oilers trade Petry to Habs for 2015 2nd and conditional 5th

[KootenayFlamesFan]

Craig's on it. That's all I can say....Craig's on it.

Wonder what he has in store for this summer, should be a disaster.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by KootenayFlamesFan

Craig's on it. That's all I can say....Craig's on it.

Wonder what he has in store for this summer, should be a disaster.

Acquiring Dion Phaneuf fro Marincin and Klefbom and re-signing him to a 7 year $7M contract so that they can pay him $7M on two contracts concurrently.

Dave Schlemko will score a hat-trick while playing for the Flames and then the Oilers will pick him up and get him signed to a 4-year, $5M AAV contract.

They'll then go into next season with:

Phaneuf - Schultz
Nikitin - Schlemko
Fayne - Nurse

Torch and pitchfork sales skyrocket uncontrollably causing Katz to purchase all manufacturers of torches and pitchforks and instituting a 300% increase in their cost.

[CaptainCrunch]

You have to wonder.

If Mac-T and Lowe are given the whole vote of confidence this summer and allowed to run the Oilers draft table.

How many of those young players like RNH, or Yak or Hall or Ebs (lame nicknames all of them except for Hall's who's just lame) are going to see absolutely no hope for the next 3 to 5 years and demand a trade.

Its coming you can feel it.

[EldrickOnIce]

The Oilers sewer everything, including their own player's value.