The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true. Go Flames Go!
Other things that I hope become part of his schtick:
Working the concession, and proudly serving everyone blackened, shrivelled weiners in their hotdogs.
Dancing the flashdance routine, and then feigning a horrific, anguished death when the bucket of water dumps on him.
Holding the American flag during the national anthems, with the flag suddenly catching on fire midway through. Hijinx ensues as veterans chase him around the ice, trying to subdue him and put out the fire.
Fans will love him.
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The Adirondack Flames have released a statement of apology regarding today's mascot unveiling. http://aflam.es/1EAh4kz
The Adirondack Flames have released a statement regarding today’s mascot unveiling.
“Earlier today we unveiled our new mascot Scorch. In an attempt to provide background material for the character who will be the face of our team, particularly with young fans, we crafted a story that Scorch was the remaining ember from the tragic fire that destroyed much of Glens Falls in 1864.
We also crafted a skit that helped to launch the new mascot – with the help of the Glens Falls Fire Department. While it seemed in good taste when it was on the drawing board, it is evident now that it was in poor taste.
On behalf of our entire organization we want to apologize for our thoughtlessness today. We have obviously turned something good, the launch of a mascot which we will use to entertain and encourage young fans, into something that is in poor taste. That was not our intention and again we apologize.
We would like to emphasize that we as an organization take seriously the dangers associated with fire, understand its potentially devastating effects and acknowledge that those in our nation who are called upon to face and fight fires on a daily basis are truly heroes.
We apologize.” – Brian Petrovek, President, Adirondack Flames.
