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Old 01-28-2014, 04:48 PM   #61
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so your the ####ing dick that keeps me driving around and around and around...gonna kill you, then my wife will #### on your corpse!

I wonder what dyslexics think of traffic circles?
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I design traffic circles.
I design circles that go up next to traffic...
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Old 01-28-2014, 05:06 PM   #66
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I'm an assistant trailer park supervisor in eastern Canada.
I take it you are not a fan of my work.
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I design traffic circles.
Traffic circles are so late 90's early 00's........I started designing traffic squares then went back to school to learn haw to design traffic hexagons, and dodecahedrons.......I am also a gummi artisan who works exclusively in the medium of gummi.

In my spare time I am a linguist and a very cunning one at that.
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Holy crap…everyone is so freaking funny. My sides…can't contain them…please stop….no really, stop.

I don't know why when people ask a serious question around here it's immediately a race to see who can make the funniest response. I don't think I saw a single serious response. Are people afraid of giving out too much information on the internet? Just not sure why everyone's so afraid to be honest. Maybe someone can explain it to me.

Nevermind. It's the internet. 'nuff said.
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This is by far the LAMEST thread in CP's history. Not the OPs fault either. Cheesfest.
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Guys, this is like all of CP's lamest jokes for an entire year squished into one thread. It was like reading 70 variations of the same unfunny joke. Seriously this was cringe-worthy, let's never do this again.
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I don't think I saw a single serious response. Are people afraid of giving out too much information on the internet?
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This is by far the LAMEST thread in CP's history. Not the OPs fault either. Cheesfest.
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Guys, this is like all of CP's lamest jokes for an entire year squished into one thread.
I notice you 3 didn't answer the OP's question either.
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I notice you 3 didn't answer the OP's question either.
I think they got lost on the way to the gmg's thread.
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Holy crap…everyone is so freaking funny. My sides…can't contain them…please stop….no really, stop.

I don't know why when people ask a serious question around here it's immediately a race to see who can make the funniest response. I don't think I saw a single serious response. Are people afraid of giving out too much information on the internet? Just not sure why everyone's so afraid to be honest. Maybe someone can explain it to me.

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Guys, this is like all of CP's lamest jokes for an entire year squished into one thread. It was like reading 70 variations of the same unfunny joke. Seriously this was cringe-worthy, let's never do this again.
The professional whiners/cringers have made themselves known. Noted.

























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What's lame is that anyone actually expected genuine reply's to the OP's question when the answer for the majority of CP posters is so obvious as to preclude a straight faced reply. Typical that the usual alpha posters and part-time thread cops show up to get all indignant. indeed.
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