If your nails are long (relatively speaking) and healthy it would be hard to just bite off the nail. Mine are far from that.
I only bite my nails if they're getting long and for some reason I can only bite off the ones on my left hand. Tried to do right but I can never get through them
-flirt with 20 some odd year boys
-laugh at farts
-laugh at burps
-laugh at gifs on CP
-post gifs on CP
-watch Jersey Shore
-listen to Cudi, Eminem, and Jayz
-read teen fiction
-laugh when anyone says 'That's what she said' when it's pertinent
-be competitive even when it's with a 14 year old
-drink from juice boxes
-call my cousins in Canada in the middle of the night when I'm drunk or send drunk texts
-laugh at South Park
-yell at my kids when they say 'damn' but use every cuss word daily on a regular basis
When customers ask me to check their oil but they forget to pop the hood, I just tell them their oil is good. It likely isn't, but they can figure that out themselves. Not my problem.
I also don't know how much partying is acceptable at 23, but I go out every weekend. I'm also going on a massive eurotrip instead of buying a house. Probably pretty dumb but hey... dare I say y....o....l.....
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Drink a bottle of red wine to myself. I get hungover after two glasses these days, and it's getting worse the older I get...but sometimes I just don't care & drink the entire thing anyways. The next day is always the worst day of my life, and completely not worth it...but I know I'll do it again.
If I'm getting uber-busy, I'll occasionally talk to myself in my office. Sometimes loudly. My co-workers on the other side of the door used to yell "What?" because they thought I was talking to them. Now they're used to it and nobody answers except the voices in my head.
Cowperson
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Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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I have a bad habit of singing in the vehicle while i'm driving. The other day I was sitting at a set of lights with my window down and some driver beside me yelled out don't quit your day job buddy!
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I have a bad habit of singing in the vehicle while i'm driving. The other day I was sitting at a set of lights with my window down and some driver beside me yelled out don't quit your day job buddy!
I saw some girl belting out a song with a ton of flare and emotion at light once. Her window was rolled up but we must have been listening to the same radio station cause she was synced up perfectly.
I've never seen someone so embarrassed when she saw me laughing.
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Embarrass other people. It is in good fun, and if I think they will become honestly upset by it I won't, but there are sometimes when I will do silly things that I normally wouldn't (because I'd be embarrassed) if I know it will embarrass them more.
For example, meeting up with someone in public; when I finally catch their eye sometimes I'll make a bit of a scene and start yelling "I'M OVER HERE" and waving like an idiot. People look at me then always look to see who I'm gesturing at. Yeah, I'm the one who generally looks like the idiot, but if it embarrasses the other person it is worth it.
tl;dr - I'll embarrass myself if I can drag someone else down with me.
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"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
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Embarrass other people. It is in good fun, and if I think they will become honestly upset by it I won't, but there are sometimes when I will do silly things that I normally wouldn't (because I'd be embarrassed) if I know it will embarrass them more.
For example, meeting up with someone in public; when I finally catch their eye sometimes I'll make a bit of a scene and start yelling "I'M OVER HERE" and waving like an idiot. People look at me then always look to see who I'm gesturing at. Yeah, I'm the one who generally looks like the idiot, but if it embarrasses the other person it is worth it.
tl;dr - I'll embarrass myself if I can drag someone else down with me.
So that's why Mrs. Cowperson does that.
Merde.
Cowperson
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Roll down my car windows and crank up the Loverboy on my stereo.
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When I'm grocery shopping and decide that I don't want something anymore I just leave it on a random shelf. Even if it's milk or cheese or something like that.
Drinking. As a young, single guy it’s the foundation for a lot of my social interactions. I don’t get blackout like I used to university, and I can generally keep it to a reasonable level but when I’m out I’m almost always doing it.
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Nothing wrong with that IMO. In fact, I try to allocate at least one weekend day (usually Sunday) for sleeping until noon. Love it, it's one of my simple joys in life.
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