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Old 05-07-2013, 03:27 PM   #61
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A boat ad.

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Old 05-07-2013, 07:45 PM   #62
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A friend of mine posted this ad:
http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ481845805


For Sale By Owner
Make Dodge
Model Grand Caravan
Year 2008
Kilometers 137000
Body Type Minivan, Van
Transmission Automatic
Colour Black
Drivetrain Front-wheel drive (FWD)
Type Used
Fuel Type Gasoline
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Auto Loan
Here's what I know about vehicles: Nothing.

I bought this van because:
1) my girlfriend had one
2) and back in 2008 you could plug your ipod into it, which was a pretty amazeballs feature at the time.

Also, it had lots of cupholders. Which, as a new mom of 2, was pretty important. I needed a vehicle that could accommodate my Starbucks addiction, while cruising the neighbourhood so my colicky kids could sleep after watching Baby Einstein on the van's DVD system (on loop.) Because Lord knows they weren't sleeping at night.

I also wanted to be able to haul around all the baby gear, like playpens etc., for easy sleepovers at Grandma's. (note: my colicky kids never *slept* at Grandma's, but at least they were screaming their heads off over there for a bit of respite.)

I loved that I could carry those ridiculous bucket seats, a pile of groceries, and just press one button to open the side door and load everything in.
I also loved the remote start, and all the storage. Long after I sell this awesome van to you, you might come across my son's beloved Batman, that was lost on a road-trip to Red Deer once, and is probably in one of the 9,000 storage bins/dividers/stowaways in this vehicle. Consider it my gift to you. My son should be completed his therapy by then.

Now my kids sleep through the night, they do all sorts of fun things like play soccer and golf, and I Spy, and in my attempt to lose the post-pregnancy-pudge, I have traded lattes for water-with-a-slice-of-lemon.

And also, my friends tell me that driving a mini-van is doing nothing for my dating life.

I have been the only owner, and aside from a lot of crumbs and a few wayward french fries, this vehicle has been maintained.

It's also the only purse I've ever had that held absolutely everything I needed.
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This is from Ebay, not Kijiji, but I was looking for ads for utility trailers, and ebay has plans for one with this picture, like wtf does a girl sitting on a balloon have to do with utility trailers?



http://www.ebay.ca/itm/UTILITY-TRAIL...item35b122b0b0
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This is from Ebay, not Kijiji, but I was looking for ads for utility trailers, and ebay has plans for one with this picture, like wtf does a girl sitting on a balloon have to do with utility trailers?



http://www.ebay.ca/itm/UTILITY-TRAIL...item35b122b0b0
I seem to recall an awesome animated gif with that image. I'm sure the picture is just to draw attention though.
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This is from Ebay, not Kijiji, but I was looking for ads for utility trailers, and ebay has plans for one with this picture, like wtf does a girl sitting on a balloon have to do with utility trailers?



http://www.ebay.ca/itm/UTILITY-TRAIL...item35b122b0b0
Trailer for camel towing?
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Old 05-15-2013, 09:41 PM   #67
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Room for rent. looking for a Female Nudist.

Date Listed 15-May-13
Price $400.00
Address Okotoks, AB T1S 1J6, Canada
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Furnished Yes
Pet Friendly No
I have a room for rent. Looking for a Female between the age of 20-30 that's clean and cool.
Everything is included. Wifi and Telus TV in the room. Shared kitchen and living room.
I'm a Nudist that is open about it and is Nude when I'm at home.
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Old 05-23-2013, 01:31 PM   #68
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Not sure if posted...

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Old 05-23-2013, 05:12 PM   #70
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I've never found the contrived humor all that funny. They're obviously intentionally written to attract attention. More hits to their ad.
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Old 05-26-2013, 12:04 PM   #71
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Some of the ads I see on there are just pathetic. I once saw a liter of oil for sale for $5. Are you serious? Would you actually wait around for a stranger to come to your house with $5 to buy a liter of oil? And the best is when people add that they're firm on their price of like $10. ORLY? You won't take $7.50? I was going to pull out the pennies here. Can we settle at $8.62? $8.77, but that's as high as I'm going.

Seriously, once something is worth less than a case of beer, then it's free. Unless it's multiple items like DVDs or CDs. Whose time is worth so little that they'll actually wait for someone to come along and give them $5-$10 for one single item?
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http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-community...AdIdZ478774152

Fotze did you let your mom go prowling again?
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Whose time is worth so little that they'll actually wait for someone to come along and give them $5-$10 for one single item?
At least that guy gets to sit around in the comfort of his home while waiting. The guy buying a litre of oil has to make the effort to come over. I think he wins in this race to the bottom.
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Fotze did you let your mom go prowling again?
I wonder how many replies she has had.
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This is from Ebay, not Kijiji, but I was looking for ads for utility trailers, and ebay has plans for one with this picture, like wtf does a girl sitting on a balloon have to do with utility trailers?



http://www.ebay.ca/itm/UTILITY-TRAIL...item35b122b0b0
Seriously. I mean, everyone knows the above is what happens after you chew and swallow gum for 15 years, then let loose a giant fart.
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Do creepy local Craiglist ads belong here?

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Good day ladies,

I own a house with a basementment suite with a separate entrance. Rent includes all utilities except internet and your phone. I have bell tv. If you are ok with that then its included. It comes with one parking spot in the garage.

Now as for why the rent is so low. What I am looking for is for someone that enjoys high heels. I have a foot fetish. If you are interested in taking pictures and sending them to me I am willing to rent the place out to you. I am not looking for more.

I do ask for one months rent as damage deposit and for 6 cheques dated on the first of each month
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Awwww. It's been removed. I wondered what the rent was. lol.
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Anyone need a dating coach?

Guys who wouldnt?!
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Is that the fat guy from nsync?
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