What to do about a bad neighbour?

[DuffMan]

Another thing, and I read this one here, when someone was complaining about their neighbors doing the same thing. Someone suggested changing your wifi ssid to " we can hear you having sex, 123 elm Street"

[Igster]

You are a sick man Captain.

[CaptainCrunch]

I know right?

[darockwilder]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Um how do we know that she's self pleasuring, maybe her son is giving her a errr helping hand.

My wife already suggested the same thing. She is still pissed after work today.

[darockwilder]

Originally Posted by DuffMan

oh, I forgot to ask,,, is she hot?

No, think Estelle Getty in Golden Girls. Unless that's your thing...

[old-fart]

For neighbor problem number 1 (original post): step 1, collect dog poo... Lots and lots of dog poo. Step 2, insert into their BBQ on top of burner but below cooking grate. Step 3, ..... Step 4, profit?

For neighbor problem number 2: start a church that records sex sounds from old bitties, then goes door to door on Saturday mornings playing said sex sounds. Leave a sample and some literature outlining your beliefs on her door... And everywhere else she goes until she closes her window.







Note: not real solutions, starting a church is stupid.

[DuffMan]

Originally Posted by darockwilder

No, think Estelle Getty in Golden Girls. Unless that's your thing...

like this