A-Hole Things You Do Just to be an A-Hole

[Shawnski]

Ah, to see society expressing their evolutionary traits so well.

Time to chlorinate the gene pool.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

If someone is tailgaiting me and I have nowhere to go (ie. I am already behind some else), I will do the windshield washer thing. I don't know if that makes me an A-hole though but I know it's not productive.

I cut over onto the LH shoulder (by the median) on Deerfoot, and spray gravel. Quite effective.

[Fobby]

When merging off of a highway in bumper to bumper traffic, I will signal and the guy next to me will try to follow as close to the car in front as possible to not let me in.

I will force myself into the spot in front of him, and obviously I will get honked at, and I will sit there and let more cars to go in front of me, and I will look into my rearview mirror watching for steams coming out of the ears.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Puppet Guy

I used to return videotapes without rewinding them first. Does that count?

I used to do that with DVDs.. ha! those suckers never caught me!

[linecook]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

1. When visiting my bank, ....I like to park in the handi-cap spot.

2. When visiting the mall, ...I like to park my big truck in the "hybrid" green painted parking spots, ....which are right up front close to the doors.

I yelled at a guy for parking in a handicap stall at a bank once who didn't have any tags. I said to him "you don't look f'n handicapped", he was shocked and didn't know what to say, so he held the door open for me. I thanked him.

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by Misterpants

Ever be at a stoplight and the guy next to you is not paying attention and you slowly let your car creep forward until the guy has that "Oh crap, I'm rolling backward!" moment?

It's awesome.

It's even better to do it in reverse so that they think they're rolling into the intersection. It's especially convincing since there's usually no reason for you to be going backwards, so they assume they're the one that's moving.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3

I torrent porn instead of paying for it. I'm such an a-hole. The porn industry is suffering and it's all my fault.

So you're the reason we are all sitting at work,reading CP instead of surfing for porn with good production value?

[The Yen Man]

I can't help laughing when I see someone trip and fall. I know it's pretty a-hole of me to do so, but I can't seem to stop myself.

One time I saw some girl trip over a speed bump. I swear she saw me laughing. I felt pretty bad about it lol.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by The Yen Man

I can't help laughing when I see someone trip and fall. I know it's pretty a-hole of me to do so, but I can't seem to stop myself.

One time I saw some girl trip over a speed bump. I swear she saw me laughing. I felt pretty bad about it lol.

If you feel bad about it after the fact then it wrecks the a-hole factor.

Now if you watched her trip, laughed and then ran up to snap a picture of her injuries wheil muttering how awesome this was going to look online, you'd be a a-hole

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Table 5

Hopefully in one of those instances your foot gets stuck in the wheel well.

Trying to correct the behaviour of an a-hole is one thing, but being a bigger a-hole by wanting to damage other people's property is another.

Meh, I'm capable of keeping my foot out of a wheel well thanks. Driving a BMW 3 and wearing an Afflication t-shirt isn't permission to turn right on red without stopping just as 10 people are about to reach the end of the crosswalk.

Originally Posted by bizaro86

That seems like a pretty good way to get killed, imo.

A good way to get killed? The people on their phones are the ones heading that way. So many drivers are so intent on watching for a break in traffic that they ignore the fact they are crossing a sidewalk to pull out of an alley or a parking lot. Put them on their phone and guess where it leads. I've been nearly completely run over by this situation twice in the last month. Luckily I pay more attention to my surroundings than these idiots do.
than they do

[malcolmk14]

I'll drive through a big curbside puddle if there is someone who is obviously not elderly or otherwise disabled beside it.

[Muffins]

sometimes if i see a big group of people standing around i'll give them a little crop dusting as i walk by

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

I'll drive through a big curbside puddle if there is someone who is obviously not elderly or otherwise disabled beside it.

Nice work. I've successfully resisted that urge so far. But one day...

[MrMastodonFarm]

Originally Posted by Shawnski

Ah, to see society expressing their evolutionary traits so well.

Time to chlorinate the gene pool.

So... the thing you do to be an a-hole is go against the thread topic and be Mr. Moral?

[valo403]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Meh, I'm capable of keeping my foot out of a wheel well thanks. Driving a BMW 3 and wearing an Afflication t-shirt isn't permission to turn right on red without stopping just as 10 people are about to reach the end of the crosswalk.


A good way to get killed? The people on their phones are the ones heading that way. So many drivers are so intent on watching for a break in traffic that they ignore the fact they are crossing a sidewalk to pull out of an alley or a parking lot. Put them on their phone and guess where it leads. I've been nearly completely run over by this situation twice in the last month. Luckily I pay more attention to my surroundings than these idiots do.
than they do

Are you questioning whether jumping out in front of a car being driven by someone who isn't paying attention is a good way to get killed?

[Timbo]

I piss on gut piles of animals I have killed and say "F you coyote eat this."

[Teh_Bandwagoner]

One time TheyCallMeBruce and I freaked out an old guy crossing the street by screaming "GET OUT OF THE WAY" as we drove towards him, swerving left and right. He jumped pretty fast back onto the curb for an old guy.

There was absolutely no reason to do this except for our own personal entertainment.

[Rathji]

The closest I get to being an a-hole is letting a silent one rip in my office when I have co-workers with me. Honestly though, I don't think that counts as being a jerk because I don't do it to be a jerk, I just do it because I don't think about how it might impact them.

I think the problem is that I am a socially handicapped.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by malcolmk14

I'll drive through a big curbside puddle if there is someone who is obviously not elderly or otherwise disabled beside it.

Wow, that's pretty a-hole.

I actually did an anti-a-hole move one time to mop up the fall out of somebody's a-hole move. Some kid who was about 15 was soaked head to toe because somebody did that to him. I saw it happen (by Brentwood CO-OP) and I picked him up and drove him home to Ranchlands so he could change.

I kind of feel like that gave me 100 free a-holes moves without any Karmic consequences.

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Wow, that's pretty a-hole.

I actually did an anti-a-hole move one time to mop up the fall out of somebody's a-hole move. Some kid who was about 15 was soaked head to toe because somebody did that to him. I saw it happen (by Brentwood CO-OP) and I picked him up and drove him home to Ranchlands so he could change.

I kind of feel like that gave me 100 free a-holes moves without any Karmic consequences.

Pretty sure those are good and spent by now.