I'm really tired these days

[OutOfTheCube]

You could be caught in a Tyken's Rift, and an alien species that is caught there with you is trying to communicate via dreams, but they have a different frequency for REM sleep... so all that's happening is it's causing you not to get REM sleep!

[Hack&Lube]

There are other methods of taking Vitamin D supplements that may provide more bioavailability but I'll leave you guys to debate the merits of it because I really don't know much about the subject. After taking a very small amount of liquid supplement for a month, my tests came back with better results (or so I am told).

I would advise against taking large doses of anything (except for egg salad sandwiches).

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube

You could be caught in a Tyken's Rift, and an alien species that is caught there with you is trying to communicate via dreams, but they have a different frequency for REM sleep... so all that's happening is it's causing you not to get REM sleep!

In this case, my doctor recommends that you release some hydrogen out of your bussard collectors. If you don't have any hydrogen or any bussard collectors, perhaps some methane out of your ass.

[Pierre "Monster" McGuire]

The winds of the north have stirred the spirits of the Great Spirit Mother with the life forces of Wolf mother. Brother Raven is your best bet to reinvigorate the energy of the Great Health.

[ResAlien]

It's AIDS. Thoughts and prayers.

[Sr. Mints]

Originally Posted by OutOfTheCube

You could be caught in a Tyken's Rift, and an alien species that is caught there with you is trying to communicate via dreams, but they have a different frequency for REM sleep... so all that's happening is it's causing you not to get REM sleep!

I saw a psychiatrist when I was in university for anxiety, and one day I was trying to describe how I felt to her and I said something like "remember that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Riker is being abducted by aliens when he's in his sleep, but it's as though his head hits the pillow and a second after his eyes close it's time to wake up? That's how I feel."

The look she gave me was priceless. I don't think she had a clue what I was talking about.