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Old 11-14-2011, 01:51 PM   #61
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Old 11-14-2011, 01:54 PM   #62
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What do you think a breathalyser tests for?
Actually, the breathalyser does what it names says it does, tests for alcohol levels in your breath. That is why you can rinse mouth with mouthwash before taking a test and they cannot tell if you are drunk and you can get off without charges. I am scared that there will be so many drunk drivers on the roads nowadays without breathalysers working with the kids and the tampons and the jello pudding and the pokemon with the goo-goo-ka-choo....


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Old 11-14-2011, 02:01 PM   #63
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Actually, the breathalyser does what it names says it does, tests for alcohol levels in your breath. That is why you can rinse mouth with mouthwash before taking a test and they cannot tell if you are drunk and you can get off without charges. I am scared that there will be so many drunk drivers on the roads nowadays without breathalysers working with the kids and the tampons and the jello pudding and the pokemon with the goo-goo-ka-choo....


god I hope this post wasn't taken seriously.
On the bright side though I have no doubt it will be alot easier to recruit policemen if teenage girls have to be coochy checked everytime they are pulled over.
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Old 11-14-2011, 02:11 PM   #64
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On the bright side though I have no doubt it will be alot easier to recruit policemen if teenage girls have to be coochy checked everytime they are pulled over.
I think the demographic of vaginal inebriaters is probably less on the 'smoking hot' side of the scale and tends to lean heavier on the 'Shamu' end.
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Old 11-14-2011, 03:09 PM   #65
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God my peers are a bunch of pussies.. just drink it, you're always bragging how you love the taste of alcohol yet you're shoving it up your ass.
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Old 11-14-2011, 04:10 PM   #66
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Butt-chugging? Is that the "runnier" sequel to 2 girls 1 cup?
It's similar to this I would think.

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Where is the self respect....

Breathalyzers actually measure Blood Alcohol level; this is achieved by measuring the volume of alcohol in the blood infused "deep lung air" which is what the instrument actually reads when you blow. The circulation system will bring the "butt alcohol" infused blood into the lungs at some point which will allow it to be detected.

The whole mouth wash thing is the instrument being thrown off by alcohol in the mouth, which prevents it from functioning properly. You will have to blow multiple times over a period of time before you are charged; the process of which is in place to address these types of variables.

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Perhaps I'm in the minority but this had Darwin Award written all over it. Isn't this almost the same as shooting up vodka with a syringe?...and just as stupid
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I think the demographic of vaginal inebriaters is probably less on the 'smoking hot' side of the scale and tends to lean heavier on the 'Shamu' end.
I would bet that's incorrect. Its all the "hot" popular girls doing it i bet
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I am assuming Grey "Goose" would be the butt vodka of choice??
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There should be a new game called 6-degrees of ass. If a bottle of liquor can, in anyway, be traced back to someone's ass, I am not coming near it.
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Perhaps I'm in the minority but this had Darwin Award written all over it. Isn't this almost the same as shooting up vodka with a syringe?...and just as stupid
No what is stupid is thinking a tampon, which is small and dry and reletively hard when inserted, and then swells up, will go up there saturated with vodka, by the time it has been forced up there being cold and stinging like a mofo, the region in question has sinched up tighter than a scotsmans wallet and the vodka is wrung out all over the floor.

This is clearly an urban myth and I for one am gagging for mythbusters to test it.


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