she might not even be able to wash herself with a rag on a stick!
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I’m always amazed these sportscasters and announcers can call the game with McDavid’s **** in their mouths all the time.
'Instead of having 4 or 5 huge meals a day...' Yeah, cause that's normal or healthy too.
And yeah she's definitely American (as if most of us ever questioned it after hearing the premise of the story). Can tell by the accent, and by the products they showed on the table. A few of those like dipable marshmallow that are way more common down south than here.
Oh and get this...
Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.
‘It's like a full day's work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.
So how does she pay for this lifestyle?
The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.
Hah, reminds me of Homer trying to get to 300 to gain disability. Hmmm, but there have been so many threads recently about Canada's socialist medical and insurable income policies vs. the States. Surely we let our citizens get away with more and be more of a burden on the system...
And lastly, for fun, and gag factor...
She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’
Susanne's bizarre mission began after she couldn't stop gaining weight naturally.
'Two years ago I hit 35 stone because I was losing my battle against weight gain,’ she said.
‘I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.’
Oh I'm sure there is (well know there is) but I wouldn't think there would be so many of them you'd be running into them frequently enough to notice you have suddenly become more attractive to men.
I mean that means you were either really ugly to begin with, and this somehow improved things or, well I'm not sure how else that would work.
