Ready to be hit by a satellite?

[Cowperson]

Now targeting, perhaps, the USA. About one ton of debris, if I remember rightly, expected to make it to Earth.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44632366...science-space/

Its kind of warm out so I might stand outside with my baseball mitt tonight and see if I can catch myself something.

Cowperson

[Knut]

^ from that link

NASA orbital debris experts have said the satellite could fall anywhere between the latitudes of Northern Canada and Southern South America

PANIC TIME !!!!!

[BurningYears]

Originally Posted by Locke

Everytime I read this thread title the lyrics to 'Handlebars' by Flobots goes through my mind.

So I'm going to share my agony with all you good folks. There it is. Play it. Know it. Love it.

Reminds me of the end of this

[CaptainCrunch]

If it hits a building how long do you think it will take Alex Jones to accuse the U.S. government of doing it on purpose.

[Cortez]

Originally Posted by Bertuzzied

hahhaa. yeah. course i dont' even get the ingredients right.

It's tofu, cilantro and shrimp, not squid.

My wedding was held there and for sure i had to have that added to our courses.

ummm how did we end up talking about Harbour City in the satellite thread?

I assumed you were 17.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by Hesla

^ from that link

NASA orbital debris experts have said the satellite could fall anywhere between the latitudes of Northern Canada and Southern South America

PANIC TIME !!!!!

It was nice of them to narrow it down a little. You know, like giving people a specific idea of where the satellite could land.

Not like the 'Entire Western Hemisphere,' is too big.

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

If it hits a building how long do you think it will take Alex Jones to accuse the U.S. government of doing it on purpose.

I bet its drafted and ready to go and hes sitting eagerly by the 'send button.'

[Hilch]

Originally Posted by Calgaryborn

If it falls in Canada I say it is no longer US property.

I'd be curious to know if the US will then pay for any damages caused by it. Or do they just want their toy back and leave you with a hole in your roof?

Tracking site is down...any word on where and when?

[CaptainCrunch]

I hear Dylan Avery has already strung together a theory that this Satallite took pictures of the cruise missiles that hit the Pentagon on Sept 11, 2001, and it was preparing to return to earth to testify in front of a joint Congress/Senate hearing, and that the Lizard men couldn't allow it to happen so they rammed it so that it would violently de-orbit and crash into Al Gore's house, destroying all of the evidence that Al Gore had collected that proved that Global Warming was caused by a Beer and Bong party at George W's house.

The movie will be called "Loose Pants" it will have approximately 36 versions created and run 5 hours in length.

[GreatWhiteEbola]

Originally Posted by Cowperson

Now targeting, perhaps, the USA. About one ton of debris, if I remember rightly, expected to make it to Earth.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44632366...science-space/

Its kind of warm out so I might stand outside with my baseball mitt tonight and see if I can catch myself something.

Cowperson

Originally Posted by Hesla

^ from that link

NASA orbital debris experts have said the satellite could fall anywhere between the latitudes of Northern Canada and Southern South America

PANIC TIME !!!!!

Originally Posted by Locke

It was nice of them to narrow it down a little. You know, like giving people a specific idea of where the satellite could land.

Not like the 'Entire Western Hemisphere,' is too big.




I bet its drafted and ready to go and hes sitting eagerly by the 'send button.'

Originally Posted by Hilch

I'd be curious to know if the US will then pay for any damages caused by it. Or do they just want their toy back and leave you with a hole in your roof?

Tracking site is down...any word on where and when?

[Hilch]

Originally Posted by GreatWhiteEbola

I appologize, didn't see the second page when I asked the question. I'll crawl back into my hole now.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Cortez

I assumed you were 17.

i am! hehe

[T@T]

It's not hitting western Canada

[Mazrim]

Jeez, thank goodness it was launched on Sept 12, 1991 and not Sept 11...we wouldn't hear the end of that otherwise from internet nutbars.

[Calgaryborn]

NASA warns not to touch any of the pieces of satellite you might find as they may have sharp edges.

[Traditional_Ale]

Originally Posted by TurnedTheCorner

I was born ready.

Holy fata I lol'd.

[mikey_the_redneck]

It will be Al Qaeda's fault.

[Yasa]

I feel like it's been a while since I've seen a post from Traditional Ale...

[Thor]

Originally Posted by Calgaryborn

NASA warns not to touch any of the pieces of satellite you might find as they may have sharp edges.

Are you sure you believe this science? I mean you don't believe in evolution or the big bang, surely that means we can't claim to understand where a satellite will land.

[Yasa]

Ooooh Thor, I thought you were better than that! I still laughed, so clearly I'm not.

[Calgaryborn]

Originally Posted by Thor

Are you sure you believe this science? I mean you don't believe in evolution or the big bang, surely that means we can't claim to understand where a satellite will land.

Actually since you brought it up I was quite amused at how many times the scientists changed dates on when this thing is to come down. It reminded me of how many times and how many millions of years aspects of evolution has been revised.