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Old 07-28-2011, 01:59 PM   #61
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It depends, we'll sit on the same side if one person will be stuck staring at the wall. Most of the time we just sit opposite. I never knew people made judgements about what side a couple sits on. Also those bashing the cozy pickup, it works well on the lady friends, no one would order a truck with a bench if it didnt.
Oh ya, I think most people do frankly. My girlfriend gets a huge kick out of seeing couples like that when we're oot & aboot, she always points it out and snickers. Thank Jeebus she finds it funny, and not cute.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:02 PM   #62
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Rule #1 - the man can't sit with his back to the room.

Go from there.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:19 PM   #63
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Rule #1 - the man can't sit with his back to the room.

Go from there.
I thought it was back to the door?
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Old 07-28-2011, 07:14 PM   #64
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How about ordering for your wife or GF at a restaurant? I see it happen in movies all the time, but I think it seems kind of lame.

Although, it is kind if funny to do if you are at a restaurant with a guy friend. Ask him what he is going to have just before the server comes and then order for him. I did that as a joke to a guy friend of mine before and he was so mad.
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Old 07-28-2011, 09:44 PM   #65
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I love ordering for a fellow guy too.

The look on their face is pretty priceless. One of my friends even said outloud once, "we are NOT gay!"
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:10 PM   #66
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I love ordering for a fellow guy too.

The look on their face is pretty priceless. One of my friends even said outloud once, "we are NOT gay!"
It only works if you order appletinis with your meal too.
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:38 PM   #67
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I order for my wife sometimes.

Sorry. Like do you mean she says "i'd like the peppercorn steak" and then when the waiter comes over you say "my wife will have peppercorn steak".

Or, do you just tell her what she's going to eat?
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:40 PM   #68
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It's easier to give a hand job if you're on the same side as your man. Just sayin.
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:43 PM   #69
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It's easier to give a hand job if you're on the same side as your man. Just sayin.
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I find that 68 degrees is the ideal angle for romance.
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:35 PM   #71
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If you sit on the same side of the booth as your significant other and don't get a handy, I think it makes you kinda gay.
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:39 PM   #72
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I find that 68 degrees is the ideal angle for romance.
Especially if she asks why you're sitting at that angle, you say, "Because it's acute, just like you!"
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I find that 68 degrees is the ideal angle for romance.
So that's why I've been slouching all these years. Here I was expecting to get some action, everyone else thought I just had bad posture.
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