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Old 05-03-2011, 06:19 PM   #61
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Her: It was nice to see you today.

WTF?!!!!!!
Maybe she actually enjoyed the Cleveland Steamer? You're going to have to up your game, although I'm not sure to where.
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:19 PM   #62
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Finally....everything is coming together now Now I get how you men work.
It took that long to figure out we use bad jokes to cover up our self esteem issues?

Some of you guys need to read a book called "The Game". It won't explain girls, but it will help you make THEM insane for a change.
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:21 PM   #63
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Or read

I hope they serve beer in hell.

Not for any tips but its pretty hilarious.
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:22 PM   #64
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Thanks! For real.

Me: You were right - those desserts are very good.
Her: Glad you like it. Next time try something different.
Me: What do you suggest?
Her: We'll try something new.
Me: Surprise me?
Her: Always.

Are we still talking about dessert?
Definitely sexual innuendo on her part (and you're a flirt too). Way to go troutman!!
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:39 PM   #65
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This was 3 weeks ago...

Her: Hey, wanna go to catch next week?
Me: Catch what? What are you talking about??
Her: The oyster bar! Geez!
Me: Oh ok.
Me: Sure.
Her: I'm craving Oysters!
Me: Aren't their Oysters really expensive?
Her: Yeah, but it's worth it! Come please!
Me: No
Me: Ok fine.

Are we talking aobut Oysters here?
fixed her text
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:43 PM   #66
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Unfortunately true. If it wasn't for BBM I'd have an iphone. Blackberries suck, but BBM is what keeps me with a BB.
PingChat ftw
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Old 05-03-2011, 06:47 PM   #67
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It took that long to figure out we use bad jokes to cover up our self esteem issues?
It has now definitely been noted for future reference.
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Old 05-03-2011, 07:05 PM   #68
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Thanks! For real.

Me: You were right - those desserts are very good.
Her: Glad you like it. Next time try something different.
Me: What do you suggest?
Her: We'll try something new.
Me: Surprise me?
Her: Always.

Are we still talking about dessert?
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Old 05-04-2011, 01:28 AM   #69
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PingChat ftw
PingChat? BBM? Pffft...it's all about LiveProfile now.
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:33 AM   #70
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I see this thread in no way has helped decipher text messages
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:47 AM   #71
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What I understood from the OP is that Troutman couldn't close on the first date...
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:41 AM   #72
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What I understood from the OP is that Troutman couldn't close on the first date...
Put down the coffee!

Going for dinner next week . . .
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:52 AM   #74
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Love the tags!
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:32 AM   #75
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Friend: I want to stick my *bleep* in your *bleep*
Her: Not cool

So....is this some sort of reverse psychology?
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:33 AM   #76
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Love the tags!
WTF is a closer? I've been seeing this a lot lately, and I'm probably a closer for asking, but what does it mean?
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WTF is a closer? I've been seeing this a lot lately, and I'm probably a closer for asking, but what does it mean?
In the "coffee's for closers" context;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee's_for_closers
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Friend: I want to stick my *bleep* in your *bleep*
Her: Not cool

So....is this some sort of reverse psychology?
Not cool is literal! If it isn't cool, then it's hot! She's ready!
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Me: Hey the chili is actually even better today. I thought I'd be sick of it but it's actually still pretty good lol
Her: I'm sad now. I want some.
Me: What time are you going? You can come and eat first if you want. Lots of chili still.
Her: No I'm already eating.

Are we still talking about 3-day old chili? Mmm... chili... wait... what was this thread about again?
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:01 AM   #80
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Me: Hey the chili is actually even better today. I thought I'd be sick of it but it's actually still pretty good lol
Her: I'm sad now. I want some.
Me: What time are you going? You can come and eat first if you want. Lots of chili still.
Her: No I'm already eating.

Are we still talking about 3-day old chili? Mmm... chili... wait... what was this thread about again?
That would have been the perfect opportunity to offer to freeze some for her and she could pick it up some time. You could have gotten a couple visits out of that. Perhaps going over to her place to pick up the tupperware.

She did slam the door with her last comment. lol
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