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Old 05-01-2011, 09:07 PM   #61
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CNN saying he was killed by a "USA asset"

Jason Bourne probably.
It's hockey playoff time. So it must have been Bob Bourne.
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He was kicking it in a mansion in Pakistan...this doesn't bode well for those who were sheltering him.
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:08 PM   #63
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Hope he voted in the advance polls.
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He was kicking it in a mansion in Pakistan...this doesn't bode well for those who were sheltering him.
I wonder if the US goes after the Pakistanis now.
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:08 PM   #65
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CNN saying he was killed by a "USA asset"

Jason Bourne probably.
You're on a roll.
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Isn't Bin Laden now enjoying 500 virgin, nubile women? I think the jokes on us.
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You should sell this line to Letterman, Leno or Colbert. Just awesome.
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:09 PM   #68
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The US is in possession of Bin Laden's body, the reports say. President Barack Obama is due to make a statement shortly.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13256676
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:09 PM   #69
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Thoughts and prayers to the bin Laden family, thoughts and prayers.
I wouldn't worry about them personally, Bin Laden will soon be with a good majority of his family where he's going.
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Isn't Bin Laden now enjoying 500 virgin, nubile women? I think the jokes on us.

He didn't martyr himself. He probably got killed on the can. No virgins and an embarassing death. Double loss.
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:10 PM   #71
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You should sell this line to Letterman, Leno or Colbert. Just awesome.
Leno is still doing OJ jokes, if Reg sold this to Jay he wouldn't see a pay stub for 10 years.
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:10 PM   #72
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Don't see why this should strain the relationship with Pakistan. What if they actually didn't know he was kicking it in a mansion?

Not like he'd be showing his face much for the Pakistan government to know.
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:10 PM   #73
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Isn't Bin Laden now enjoying 500 virgin, nubile women? I think the jokes on us.

72 actually...and once they saw his ugly, long bearded, skinny ass, they all turned lesbian.
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Old 05-01-2011, 09:10 PM   #74
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So like did 250 ppl lose there jobs now that they found him? I would imagine they had a whole staff funded just to hunt him down.
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Leno is still doing OJ jokes, if Reg sold this to Jay he wouldn't see a pay stub for 10 years.
I still laugh at OJ jokes.
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Woaaa...someone just stole Jack Layton's thunder.
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Looks like Osama's last attack was blowing up the internet.
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The piece of garbage gets to visit those 72 virgins he kept promising everyone else.

If the US does have his body they should dump it secretly in some burning mine shaft in Pennsylvania. Give him a head start to where he is going.
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