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Old 04-11-2011, 08:52 PM   #61
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Pasta from a special family recipe.
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Old 04-11-2011, 08:58 PM   #62
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Seriously though, if I do die, I hope that people will be able to make jokes about it. Humor is a good way to deal with tragedy.

h&l.... is there something you're not telling us???
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Old 04-11-2011, 09:04 PM   #63
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Seriously though, if I do die, I hope that people will be able to make jokes about it. Humor is a good way to deal with tragedy.
Cool. Set something up and let us know about it. I promise to laugh and makes jokes. Of course let us know before you do it.
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I enjoy threads like this because there's ALWAYS one person who right or wrong takes offense, and that just prompts even more jokes.
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Old 04-20-2011, 11:09 AM   #67
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I feel like if there was a world record for hilarious, pasta-related puns, you guys just killed it.

If my death can cause this much smiling, I will consider myself lucky. Even if I end up inside someone's ravioli.
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:19 PM   #68
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I enjoy threads like this because there's ALWAYS one person who right or wrong takes offense, and that just prompts even more jokes.
Yep, we should keep a running list of the 'no jokes on the internet' posters...

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Old 04-20-2011, 05:35 PM   #69
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Well, you win some you luge some.

Oh wait, wrong death.
hey man I took an infraction for that joke, at least credit me for it when using it lol
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imagine how this accident sounded...
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:41 PM   #72
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hey man I took an infraction for that joke, at least credit me for it when using it lol
I think that joke was a collective thought of many when it happened. But...I'll give you credit. This time.
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hey man I took an infraction for that joke, at least credit me for it when using it lol
I remember, you were definitely sliding down a slippery slope when you made that comment.
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Gruesome Industrial accident, or becoming a Deity?
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Yep, we should keep a running list of the 'no jokes on the internet' posters...

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Hey, c'mon now...I pasta'd on this thread...
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I remember, you were definitely sliding down a slippery slope when you made that comment.
didn't know what else to say after that, was like I hit a wall.
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didn't know what else to say after that, was like I hit a wall.
It was a hard post to take.
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I think everyone just needs to take a step back, and not get caught up in the mix.
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This story is now making rounds internationally on different companies health and safety bulletins. The version I read said that the guy was doing maintenance on a machine while it was running. His shirt became caught and he got pulled head first into spinning blades.

Apparently he was alive at the scene but died as they were removing him from the machine. He was so badly injured that they needed a forensics team to identify him. Those last several minutes of his life must have been a goulish nightmare.
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