01-27-2011, 07:26 PM
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#61
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Ren
It's just the way our society is these days. Smiling at someone is sexual harassment, and anything nice you do for a stranger of the opposite sex is now a devious scheme to somehow get laid.
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...because that's actually what the intentions usually are.
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01-27-2011, 08:01 PM
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#62
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: H-Town, Texas
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Originally Posted by Dion
I plan to buy a dozen red roses and take them to a food court in some mall in Calgary. There I will hand them out to women sitting alone with a Happy Valentines Day greeting. With no one special in my life I figure I could make someone elses a bit brighter.
Of course there's always the risk of being slapped. In the past 5 years it's never happened
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
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01-27-2011, 10:36 PM
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#63
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Franchise Player
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I'm gonna try "the stranger" technique.
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01-27-2011, 10:38 PM
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#64
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Lifetime In Suspension
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I plan on giving my lady a pearl necklace.
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01-27-2011, 10:45 PM
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#65
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Self-Ban
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Valentines Day is a lame waste of money hallmark holiday.
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01-27-2011, 10:47 PM
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#66
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
I plan on giving my lady a pearl necklace.
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I'd love to meet the woman that finally puts a saddle on you bronco.
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01-27-2011, 10:49 PM
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#67
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RealtorŪ
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Taco Bell!
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for the 65% mystery meat or 35% real meat?
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01-27-2011, 10:54 PM
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#68
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by evilcougar
Valentines Day is a lame waste of money hallmark holiday.
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You didn't get any cpr today? 
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01-27-2011, 10:56 PM
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#69
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Self-Ban
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Originally Posted by Dion
You didn't get any cpr today? |
Oh Dion...have fun in the mall. I recommend Marlborough.
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01-27-2011, 10:58 PM
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#70
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by BigBrodieFan
What do guys want (aside from the obvious)? I am thinking cologne for my man- he likes Polo Black. Any other favourite colognes? Or ideas that are NOT NSFW?  |
Anal.
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01-27-2011, 11:57 PM
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#71
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Reaper
Anal.
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Or rim - your choice.
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01-28-2011, 02:39 AM
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#72
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Vancouver
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Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Moral of Story?
Don't Overdo Valentines Day.
Last edited by Johnny Canuck; 01-28-2011 at 05:34 AM.
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01-28-2011, 06:17 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck
Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Moral of Story?
Don't Overdo Valentines Day.
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This should be mandatory reading for EVERY boy/man about to get into a relationship.
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01-28-2011, 06:41 AM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck
Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Moral of Story?
Don't Overdo Valentines Day.
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I'm glad my wife doesn't know your wife.
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We may curse our bad luck that it's sounds like its; who's sounds like whose; they're sounds like their (and there); and you're sounds like your. But if we are grown-ups who have been through full-time education, we have no excuse for muddling them up.
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01-28-2011, 08:01 AM
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#75
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: H-Town, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Canuck
Last year I made up a game called "The Twelve Days Of Valentine" where I gave my wife a cliche Valentine's day gift everyday (day at the spa, Box Of Chocolates. Dozen Red Roses) starting on the 2nd until the 13th. On the fourteenth I filled the living room with tealight candles layed out a blanket and prepared a picnic full of gourmet delectables. She loved it, and I won huge brownie points.
Fast forward a year, and I realize the error in my ways. She's already talking about how amazing last year was, and can't wait to see what I have in store this year. I currently have no idea what I'm going to do this year, but know that I'm going to have to at least match what I did last year so shes not let down.
Moral of Story?
Don't Overdo Valentines Day.
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I think that is very sweet.
My husband did something similar for my birthday this past summer. He sent a present to my office every day of the week and even brought me a new car on 'the day' of my birthday. Then he arranged for a surprise party for all of my friends on the Friday night. It was amazing. His friends were all really irritated with him though.
The problem is, every time I ask him what he's getting me for Christmas or Valentine's Day or Anniversary, he says 'Well you had a great birthday week, I can't top that.' 
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01-28-2011, 08:12 AM
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#76
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
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Originally Posted by BigBrodieFan
The problem is, every time I ask him what he's getting me for Christmas or Valentine's Day or Anniversary, he says 'Well you had a great birthday week, I can't top that.' |
What are you expecting, a new car every year?
That's the problem with going with big gifts. No matter how extravagant or expensive it gets, women quickly expect it to become the norm, and are disappointed when it's not matched or exceeded.
Keep expectations low and you're bound to please. I'm pretty sure I disappoint my girlfriend all the time, so during the times I do come through, I look like a champ!
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01-28-2011, 08:16 AM
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#77
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Lifetime Suspension
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I believe they call it menage a' trois?
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01-28-2011, 08:18 AM
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#78
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
I plan on giving my lady a pearl necklace.
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Are you going to get UPS to deliver it?
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01-28-2011, 08:21 AM
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#79
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: H-Town, Texas
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Originally Posted by Table 5
What are you expecting, a new car every year?
That's the problem with going with big gifts. No matter how extravagant or expensive it gets, women quickly expect it to become the norm, and are disappointed when it's not matched or exceeded.
Keep expectations low and you're bound to please. I'm pretty sure I disappoint my girlfriend all the time, so during the times I do come through, I look like a champ!
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Umm.. yeah. Duhh.
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01-28-2011, 08:58 AM
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#80
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ren
It's just the way our society is these days. Smiling at someone is sexual harassment, and anything nice you do for a stranger of the opposite sex is now a devious scheme to somehow get laid.
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And holding a door open and letting a strange girl go through first is an insidious yet brilliant way to check out her a$$.
(ok it is, but whatever)
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