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Old 01-13-2011, 10:02 PM   #61
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Cancer eh? Guess I'll have to tell my gf 'You've got crabs, assface!'
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Old 01-13-2011, 10:09 PM   #62
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What's the story of this only affecting people born after 2009? That's the word on the street.
Word on the street would be incorrect, the earth's wobble and the 23 degrees change in the zodiac chart has slowly occurred since its creation by the philosopher Tolemy in the 2nd century AD.

So you probably stopped being your sign well over a 1000yrs ago, you are just being made aware of it today
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Old 01-13-2011, 10:48 PM   #63
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I'm also a member of the Leo to Cancer club, though I was on the cusp beforehand.

Scorpio is only a week long now? Weird, wild stuff...
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Old 01-14-2011, 12:55 AM   #64
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Oh my god! I've been cured of Cancer!



Which proves this is all bunk as Geminis (which I am now) are supposed to have their defining quality to be rabid and energetic conversationalists. Anyone that knows me knows that nothing could be further from the truth.

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Old 01-14-2011, 01:06 AM   #65
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Which proves this is all bunk as Geminis (which I am now) are supposed to have their defining quality to be rabid and energetic conversationalists. Anyone that knows me knows that nothing could be further from the truth.
Don't forget you're also a jerk.
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:30 AM   #66
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I'm not an Aries anymore? But I got so many posters/t-shirts printed declaring I am. Now I gotta spend another 5 grand to declare I'm a Pisces? EFF YOU STARS!
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:53 AM   #67
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I'm another of the Aires --> Pisces group. Who the heck cares.
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Old 01-14-2011, 04:55 AM   #68
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I'm a Virgo now. Add in my Chinese sign and I am a virgin monkey. Lamesauce!
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Old 01-14-2011, 05:48 AM   #69
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lol a friend shared this link on facebook and some girl posts this, not making this up.

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I compared it to finding out you were switched at birth lol I'm not wanting to be a scorpio at all! No offence but my good friend is a well known psychic here and she said its anyone born after today that includes the new one and the rest of us get to stay the same! Yay!
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Old 01-14-2011, 06:44 AM   #70
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Lets start a poll.. who has their zodiac sign as a tattoo??

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Old 01-14-2011, 07:27 AM   #71
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Lets start a poll.. who has their zodiac sign as a tattoo??

It's funny seeing a couple of people on facebook freaking out about their zodiac tattoos.
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Old 01-14-2011, 07:45 AM   #72
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Battlestar Galactica is ruined for me now.
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:11 AM   #73
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Stop the presses! Apparently your sign hasn't changed...

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/13...hasnt-changed/
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:06 AM   #74
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lol a friend shared this link on facebook and some girl posts this, not making this up.
What? I think the $500 consultation fee was well worth knowing that her zodiac sign hasn't changed. Do you know how hard it is to change personalities midlife?
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Old 01-14-2011, 09:13 AM   #75
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I looked at all the horoscopes today and realized that all of them speak to me... does that mean i am Jesus or something ?
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I looked at all the horoscopes today and realized that all of them speak to me... does that mean i am Jesus or something ?
Here, try some water.
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