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Originally Posted by Locke
I for one am thoroughly disappointed at the lack of portly deities.
We need Religions with positive body images.
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Will that do? While he technically qualifies as a prophet and not a deity, L. Ron Hubbard wasn't exactly rocking washboard abs.
Although really, you could always just invent your own rotund deity. They are imaginary, after all. Or create your own off-shoot of Pastafarianism:
Canned Pastafarianism, where people worship Chef Boyardee.