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Old 07-17-2009, 07:25 PM   #761
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Can rest assured that SHE is not an IT.
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:26 PM   #762
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Old 07-17-2009, 07:33 PM   #763
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:04 PM   #764
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:12 PM   #765
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:15 PM   #766
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:17 PM   #767
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Old 07-17-2009, 09:58 PM   #768
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:06 PM   #769
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:33 PM   #770
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Think he played hookey today from work to float down the bow.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:34 PM   #771
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:35 PM   #772
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Think he played hookey today from work to float down the bow.
Actually... floating down the bow was the work (I got paid for it)
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:38 PM   #773
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Doesn't realize I am on my second husband and there is no way in H$#@ I want him to be my first husband...
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:40 PM   #774
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:40 PM   #775
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Keep up the good work and de thrown the provincial conservatives.

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Old 07-17-2009, 10:44 PM   #776
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Made great use of a pun... or is it a double entendre.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:47 PM   #779
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