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Old 01-18-2014, 10:01 PM   #761
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can someone please give me a synopsis here? I missed everything
Go to page one and read.... that is your synopsis or
line brawl to start game
TTC has a temper tantrum about it
others push TTC's buttons and he goes Chernobyl
then Torts goes all "come at me bro" to the flames as they go to the locker room
Grats holding everyone back like the big bad mofo that he is
Malarchuk gets by grats and almost kills torts but some trainer c0ck blocked his punch
TTC has some more crazy things going on
Some dude goes internet toughguy with his measurable
then everyone has turned CP into Match.com
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:01 PM   #762
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:02 PM   #763
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Frickin hell, I'm dying here. So much laughing, I've got the giggles now, I'm screwed.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:02 PM   #764
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Time to reset the "thanks"

I'm fresh out and need to thank just about every second post in this thread.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:02 PM   #765
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can someone please give me a synopsis here? I missed everything
Line brawl on the opening faceoff. Lots of fights,cheap should throughout period. Torts is incensed by whole thing, confronts Flames outside their dressing room during first intermission.

Stempniak and Galiardi can't find there asses with both hands.

Wideman putting up gross minutes, estimated to finish with approx 36
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Time to reset the "thanks"

I'm fresh out and need to thank just about every second post in this thread.
I'm trying to hard to be funny. I have to work on my material.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:03 PM   #767
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Most fun I've had as a Flames fan in YEARS!

If you think Torts interview will be nuts... Just wait till you see Burke's reply...
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Why doesn't everyone just meet up whip out their dick and claim a winner for the thread brawl. Seriously wasn't trying to be a dick just pointing out childish behavior.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:04 PM   #769
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38, 12", 140... What??
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270 lbs but I would have been lighter had torts not run down to the flames dressing room forcing me to abort my poop
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Photon is going to have to reactivate the "Thanks" search. I'm sure there's too much gold in here that I've missed.
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Go to page one and read.... that is your synopsis or
line brawl to start game
TTC has a temper tantrum about it
others push TTC's buttons and he goes Chernobyl
then Torts goes all "come at me bro" to the flames as they go to the locker room
Grats holding everyone back like the big bad mofo that he is
Malarchuk gets by grats and almost kills torts but some trainer c0ck blocked his punch
TTC has some more crazy things going on
Some dude goes internet toughguy with his measurable
then everyone has turned CP into Match.com

out of thanks....thanks
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Burke is going to sleep for a week after tonight's game. Win, or lose.
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Why doesn't everyone just meet up whip out their dick and claim a winner for the thread brawl. Seriously wasn't trying to be a dick just pointing out childish behavior.
If only . . . this has been my CP meet-up idea for years.
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Why doesn't everyone just meet up whip out their dick and claim a winner for the thread brawl. Seriously wasn't trying to be a dick just pointing out childish behavior.
Your posts suck. I suggest you stop.
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I really hope someone in the media room tries and trolls Tortorella, he's so unhinged right now I can see him attacking the media member.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:06 PM   #778
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Is CBC gonna air the Torts presser? Or where can I find it if they don't?
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Oh please go in on them Burke. Call out that drunk MG and that little man syndrome Torts. And praise the poop out of Clint and the coaching staff.
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