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Old 12-10-2008, 09:08 AM   #741
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Haha. Oh man. Was it that bad? Maybe I should just nix it. I wasn't really trying to do the attention thing...
Oh no, there's no nixing allowed. In real life you can't take back the really bad pickup lines that get you slapped by her, then pummeled by her brother or boyfriend. Why should this be any different.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:10 AM   #742
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Oh no, there's no nixing allowed. In real life you can't take back the really bad pickup lines that get you slapped by her, then pummeled by her brother or boyfriend. Why should this be any different.
Oh man. I really need to start listening to that "dude, wtf are you saying?" voice.

Anyhoo... Hopefully this thread moves onto the next page soon.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:11 AM   #743
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Relax fan, he's just bugging you. You didn't come off as creepy, at least imo
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Relax fan, he's just bugging you. You didn't come off as creepy, at least imo
single, eh?
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:14 AM   #745
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Fan, just tell the ladies you listen to Coldplay... that should get you somewhere.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:16 AM   #746
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Fan, just tell the ladies you're Fireplace Arm Guy... that should get you somewhere.
Fixed...

Aside from having to wear flannel religiously to back up the scam, it works wonders.
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This is me. I have problems with self-confidence...



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Fan, just tell the ladies you listen to Coldplay... that should get you somewhere.
Haha. I would, but every time I say that, I get strange guys PMing me for some warmplay...
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:28 AM   #749
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Wow, a 13 year old having kids. In my books thats crazy.

I see you state that you just started University, and yet I didnt see you at any of the CP meets....

We had:

REDVAN (MGD) - Locke (Rickard's Red) - Kipper is King (coke)


I'm just bugging ya....
Ohhh boy... I like your style...
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:33 AM   #750
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You guys really crack me up, too funny, that's my three-year Business Administration College diploma, I am now in University.

My four kids are just beginning College themselves, I started having them young, I'm only 36 years old at the moment.
I was 13, she was 18 back in 85', that's 23 years together!
holy crap, no wonder you don't have time to think about your posts, you're too busy laying pipe.
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Just a taste.

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Old 12-10-2008, 09:35 AM   #752
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Maybe CP should start a Dating/Personals section.

You know... just to help out all you single guys/gals that are looking for a good woman/man in their life who is a hockey fan...
Yeah, I can see the first annual CalgaryPuck speed dating party

"So, your a big hockey fan"

"So your a girl"

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Old 12-10-2008, 09:38 AM   #753
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Haha. I would, but every time I say that, I get strange guys PMing me for some warmplay...


Man, that was a better set up than Iggy to Boyd!
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:41 AM   #754
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Lol - great! Is that yours? I have to start using that.
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:09 AM   #755
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You look like you're about to invade Poland.

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You look like you're about to invade Poland.
They drew on him!!
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:22 AM   #757
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Yeah, I got that.
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:37 AM   #758
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holy crap, no wonder you don't have time to think about your posts, you're too busy laying pipe.

Oh i get it .. he is a plumber? Wonder what plumbing union he belongs to?
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:39 AM   #759
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Yeah, I got that.
Sorry, that didnt work out the way I'd intended.
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burn_this_city is way younger than I thought. For some reason, if I had to draw a mental picture of him, I would've thought he was in his mid 30's and had a mustache.
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