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			Holy crap, did they make him hold up a copy of today's newspaper before it started?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			07-05-2017, 03:38 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				Holy crap, did they make him hold up a copy of today's newspaper before it started?
			
		 
	 
	
 
Part of the deal is that Katz' kid gets invited to "hang out with the guys."
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			07-05-2017, 03:43 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Honestly, someone help me out here, do GMs normally just read a prepared statement at signings like this? I was surprised.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			07-05-2017, 04:17 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				what the hell? It is literally this:
 
they didn't even attempt to do anything remotely creative with the font.
 
			
		 
	 
	
 
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			07-05-2017, 05:24 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				How good will that core look when McDavid bolts that stink hole in UFA? 
 
You've got 4 more chances my friend...
			
		 
	 
	
 
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				He's not staying in Edmonton. 
 
Why would he? He owes them nothing.
			
		 
	 
	
 
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Lest you've forgotten.
 
			
		 
	 
	
 
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				Are this delusional and/or unappreciative? 
 
McDavid can and will win ANYWHERE he goes. 
 
Taking the stinking hell hole that is the Oilers to where they were this year is all the evidence anyone should ever need. 
 
So tell me, why else should he stay?
			
		 
	 
	
 
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				I'd hang on to that tightly if I were an Oilers fan. 
 
As I cringed in fear of the inevitable.
			
		 
	 
	
 
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				you'll look pretty foolish in a few months..he'll sign an 8 year deal much to your personal chagrin
			
		 
	 
	
 
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			07-05-2017, 05:41 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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That moment when you realize you're spending the next eight years in Edmonton.  
			
		 
	 
	
 
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			07-05-2017, 05:46 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			We can't see what Katz Jr is holding in his lap...
 
Also, come on, Chia, you couldn't shave for your big press conference? You're not Don Johnson.
		
 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			07-06-2017, 01:45 AM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			The prepared statement was hilarious. First rule of presenting?  Don't read the presentation!  And don't read it for the first time at the presser.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			07-06-2017, 09:29 AM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Summers were usually when Oiler fans are the most annoying but due to the fact they actually did something last year it is getting worse. The chirping coming from Oil country is brutal.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			07-06-2017, 10:32 AM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			07-06-2017, 10:35 AM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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				THIS is why people make fun of Edmonton. When will this stupid city figure it out? They continue to kick their own ass every day, it's impossible not to make fun of them.
			
		 
	 
	
 
  
			 
		
		
		
		
		
			
				
 
				
					
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			07-06-2017, 12:39 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			07-06-2017, 12:55 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			How long until 
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			07-06-2017, 01:10 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			I can't believe they missed the opportunity to use comic sans as the font.
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			07-06-2017, 02:33 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			07-06-2017, 02:48 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Hey AlbertaOiler72, Just because McDavid signed a deal for 8 more years with that clown show, it doesn't mean he'll be an Oiler until the end of that contract.  Remember when Gretzky signed the deal that would keep him an Oiler until 1999?  How'd that all work out for you guys?
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			07-06-2017, 04:25 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			If Dion Phaneuf can be traded, so can Connor McDavid
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	
		
			
				
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			07-06-2017, 06:19 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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			Pure comedy being posted on the Coiler hfboard talking about Chiapet "He has arguably the most successful record among GM's since coming into the NHL summer 06."
Wait until the end of October when they are on a 8 game losing skid and the new McJesus contract hasn't kicked in but is now beginning to register on the dim witted Coiler fans that their long nightmare is just starting and their next 2 games are against the Flames!
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	 
 
	
		
 
		
		
		
		
		 
	 
	
	
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
	 
 
 
	 
	
		 
	 
 
	
	
		
	
	
	
		
			
			 
			07-06-2017, 06:38 PM
			
			
		 
		
			 
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