The Ongoing Super Mega Weather Thread v3

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Scour Eventbrite and crash some random corporate or vendor events. Life is too short to wait in a long line for pancakes and a sausage.

If anyone asks you just say you work in HR. No one expects to recognize anyone from HR.

[topfiverecords]

No hail, tres dissapoint.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

If anyone asks you just say you work in HR. No one expects to recognize anyone from HR.

If anybody makes eye contact and starts approaching, you stuff a bunch of sausages in your mouth and say, “can’t talk, too many sausages”. Then run away.