10-01-2009, 03:00 PM
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#701
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
I was lazy so I mowed the lawn today in my pajamas (I just put a jacket over it) I got some funny looks from joggers who I think look ridiculous in their neon sweatpants.
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How did you talk the joggers into letting you wear their neon jogging pants?
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10-01-2009, 03:02 PM
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#702
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
How did you talk the joggers into letting you wear their neon jogging pants?
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No I just glared at them.
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10-01-2009, 03:15 PM
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#703
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Guest
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Originally Posted by Cliche
Only the ######s' who need to park right next to the doors. And yummy-mummies. Can't forget the yummy mummies.
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That's me, right?! 
Thanks for cheering up my otherwise crappy day...
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10-01-2009, 03:16 PM
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#704
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Disenfranchised
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Originally Posted by fotze
Especially them, its all in their head, fakers.
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Jerks.
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10-01-2009, 03:17 PM
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#705
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Guest
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I took Ryley for her shots today and found out she's a true Flames fan...
She bleeds red! An offering to the Flames gods!
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10-01-2009, 03:20 PM
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#706
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Disenfranchised
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I have to admit, I notice yummy mummies a lot more than their non-mommy associates these days, you know, when my wife's not around for me to spend time noticing her.
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10-01-2009, 03:26 PM
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#707
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Silicon Valley
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Originally Posted by Puxlut
I took Ryley for her shots today and found out she's a true Flames fan...
She bleeds red! An offering to the Flames gods!
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Awsome! Though we make have to sacrifice her for a playoff series win in May.
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10-01-2009, 03:38 PM
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#708
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Phanuthier
Awsome! Though we make have to sacrifice her for a playoff series win in May.
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Or at least teach her parents how to spell her name properly.
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10-01-2009, 03:43 PM
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#709
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Guest
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Or at least teach her parents how to spell her name properly.
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I didn't notice any green text... 
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10-01-2009, 03:47 PM
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#710
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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True, but harsh! But true.
But harsh! She's right here in the room.
But to each their own. Rube asks "why?" Puxlut asks "Why not?" or was it, "why why?"
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10-01-2009, 03:53 PM
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#711
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Or at least teach her parents how to spell her name properly.
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Like... Ry'leh! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
So anyways, I usually wear my white Flames jersey when I'm watching the game at home, but upon donning it just a few minutes ago, there's a big ol' wings or pizza sauce stain I somehow missed last time I washed it. This has paralyzed me with foreboding and dread! What if hot babes knock on the door looking for a tub of jello and an impartial referee to arbitrate their foxy wrestling? Or GQ comes over to do a photo shoot for the Sexiest Man of the Year issue? Panic! Panic!
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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10-01-2009, 03:58 PM
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#712
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Fantasy Island
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Go Flames Go!!!!!
She's cheering already. 
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comfortably numb
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tete,
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Wood
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10-01-2009, 04:22 PM
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#713
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wherever you go there you are.
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Originally Posted by Resolute 14
You mean like the handicapped?
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I'll not deny the handicapped their privileges for obtaining convenient parking spots. However let me have my reductio ad ridiculum.
Anyways, I need my walk when I go to the mall, so I park a ways away. Also gives more time to look for eye candy so to speak.
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Tacitus: Rara temporum felicitate, ubi sentire quae velis, et quae sentias dicere licet.
Last edited by Cliche; 10-01-2009 at 04:29 PM.
Reason: bah latin.
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10-01-2009, 04:35 PM
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#714
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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On my way home from work today I saw one guy each wearing a Habs jersey and a Leafs jersey. They both had faces that looked a little like they were mentally challenged. Be that as it may, I still had a strong urge to punch them in the face.
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10-01-2009, 04:38 PM
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#715
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp
They both had faces that looked a little like they were mentally challenged.
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Hey, at least they were smart enough not to have Sen's jerseys.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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10-01-2009, 04:39 PM
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#716
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by jammies
Hey, at least they were smart enough not to have Sen's jerseys.
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Cram it with Walnuts, ugly!
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10-01-2009, 04:41 PM
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#717
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CP House of Ill Repute
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Originally Posted by jammies
Hey, at least they were smart enough not to have sauce on their jerseys.
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Fixed!
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10-01-2009, 04:44 PM
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#718
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Cram it with Walnuts, ugly!
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You say the sweetest things.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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10-01-2009, 04:48 PM
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#719
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by jammies
You say the sweetest things.
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You just bring it out of me, I guess.
I meant the cram it part, but I didn't mean the ugly part. I had to say the whole line though. You understand.
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10-01-2009, 05:01 PM
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#720
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
You just bring it out of me, I guess. |
I'm good at inciting people, I just wish there was money in it. Wouldn't that be the best job ever?
"Well, this morning I have an appointment to get in this ######bag's face for a couple hours, then I'm going to stand on a corner downtown and mock people's attire, and after lunch I'm booked up with belittling people's grammar on the internet. So, while I'd love to berate your friend for being a clueless Canucks fan, I just don't have the time to be giving abuse away for free."
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