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Old 10-01-2009, 03:00 PM   #701
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I was lazy so I mowed the lawn today in my pajamas (I just put a jacket over it) I got some funny looks from joggers who I think look ridiculous in their neon sweatpants.
How did you talk the joggers into letting you wear their neon jogging pants?
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:02 PM   #702
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How did you talk the joggers into letting you wear their neon jogging pants?
No I just glared at them.
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:15 PM   #703
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Only the ######s' who need to park right next to the doors. And yummy-mummies. Can't forget the yummy mummies.

That's me, right?!
Thanks for cheering up my otherwise crappy day...
 
Old 10-01-2009, 03:16 PM   #704
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Especially them, its all in their head, fakers.
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:17 PM   #705
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I took Ryley for her shots today and found out she's a true Flames fan...

She bleeds red! An offering to the Flames gods!
 
Old 10-01-2009, 03:20 PM   #706
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I have to admit, I notice yummy mummies a lot more than their non-mommy associates these days, you know, when my wife's not around for me to spend time noticing her.
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I took Ryley for her shots today and found out she's a true Flames fan...

She bleeds red! An offering to the Flames gods!
Awsome! Though we make have to sacrifice her for a playoff series win in May.
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Awsome! Though we make have to sacrifice her for a playoff series win in May.
Or at least teach her parents how to spell her name properly.
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Or at least teach her parents how to spell her name properly.
I didn't notice any green text...
 
Old 10-01-2009, 03:47 PM   #710
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True, but harsh! But true.

But harsh! She's right here in the room.

But to each their own. Rube asks "why?" Puxlut asks "Why not?" or was it, "why why?"
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:53 PM   #711
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Or at least teach her parents how to spell her name properly.
Like... Ry'leh! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!

So anyways, I usually wear my white Flames jersey when I'm watching the game at home, but upon donning it just a few minutes ago, there's a big ol' wings or pizza sauce stain I somehow missed last time I washed it. This has paralyzed me with foreboding and dread! What if hot babes knock on the door looking for a tub of jello and an impartial referee to arbitrate their foxy wrestling? Or GQ comes over to do a photo shoot for the Sexiest Man of the Year issue? Panic! Panic!
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Old 10-01-2009, 03:58 PM   #712
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You mean like the handicapped?
I'll not deny the handicapped their privileges for obtaining convenient parking spots. However let me have my reductio ad ridiculum.

Anyways, I need my walk when I go to the mall, so I park a ways away. Also gives more time to look for eye candy so to speak.
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On my way home from work today I saw one guy each wearing a Habs jersey and a Leafs jersey. They both had faces that looked a little like they were mentally challenged. Be that as it may, I still had a strong urge to punch them in the face.
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Old 10-01-2009, 04:38 PM   #715
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They both had faces that looked a little like they were mentally challenged.
Hey, at least they were smart enough not to have Sen's jerseys.
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Hey, at least they were smart enough not to have Sen's jerseys.


Cram it with Walnuts, ugly!
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Hey, at least they were smart enough not to have sauce on their jerseys.
Fixed!
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Cram it with Walnuts, ugly!
You say the sweetest things.
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You say the sweetest things.
You just bring it out of me, I guess.


I meant the cram it part, but I didn't mean the ugly part. I had to say the whole line though. You understand.
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Old 10-01-2009, 05:01 PM   #720
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You just bring it out of me, I guess.
I'm good at inciting people, I just wish there was money in it. Wouldn't that be the best job ever?

"Well, this morning I have an appointment to get in this ######bag's face for a couple hours, then I'm going to stand on a corner downtown and mock people's attire, and after lunch I'm booked up with belittling people's grammar on the internet. So, while I'd love to berate your friend for being a clueless Canucks fan, I just don't have the time to be giving abuse away for free."
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