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Old 03-15-2023, 04:46 PM   #6841
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Does that include the idiots who return a big-screen TV the day after the Super Bowl game?

That’s news to me, but good for them.
I wonder if they'd accept this one?

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Old 03-15-2023, 05:41 PM   #6842
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I wonder if they'd accept this one?
I hate those click-bait faux rage videos.
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Old 03-15-2023, 08:43 PM   #6843
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As long as the place you go has the undercarriage spray on the way in.

i picked up one of these from amazon....

https://www.amazon.ca/s?k=under+carr..._ts-doa-p_2_10

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i picked up one of these from amazon....

https://www.amazon.ca/s?k=under+carr..._ts-doa-p_2_10

Are you serious? Sick dude.
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It's like a bidet...for your truck!! Of course, Sliver loves it.
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It's like a bidet...for your truck!! Of course, Sliver loves it.
Uhh Truck, yeah, that's the ticket for my ... truck...
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Old 03-16-2023, 12:51 AM   #6847
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It's like a bidet...for your truck!! Of course, Sliver loves it.
BC Chris has a truck?! Well I'll be!
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I wonder if they'd accept this one?

...but there's a flag on the play!
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Old 03-16-2023, 11:07 AM   #6849
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BC Chris has a truck?! Well I'll be!
it also works well on my wife's car! ha ha!!
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Old 03-16-2023, 01:14 PM   #6850
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The drivers in Montreal and the roads in Montreal really grind my gears.

Are they bad drivers because of the all the potholes?

The city is one big pothole.
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It's Paddy's.

Not Patty's.
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Old 03-16-2023, 01:45 PM   #6852
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The drivers in Montreal and the roads in Montreal really grind my gears.

Are they bad drivers because of the all the potholes?

The city is one big pothole.
The drivers are insane because they have that Latin passion about them.

The roads are awful because organized crime.
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Old 03-16-2023, 03:02 PM   #6853
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TrentCrimmIndependent. Not the poster or their content, they're fine. The fact that their long username with no spaces screws up the formatting every time they post (which is a lot, in every forum, lol).
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TrentCrimmIndependent. Not the poster or their content, they're fine. The fact that their long username with no spaces screws up the formatting every time they post (which is a lot, in every forum, lol).
Motion for mods to change it to tcsInds or something weirder like djsFlames?
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Old 03-16-2023, 06:40 PM   #6855
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It's Paddy's.

Not Patty's.


Something like this?
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St. Paddtrick's day
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Old 03-17-2023, 12:38 PM   #6857
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St. Paddtrick's day
I don't know for sure, but I think the original Irish root name for Patrick was Padraig. Hence, Paddy being the short form for guys and not Patty?
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I thought it was as simple, as Patty = feminine, Paddy = masculine?
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GMG that I always miss the posts that lead to lifetime suspensions.
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GMG that I always miss the posts that lead to lifetime suspensions.
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