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[TheIronMaiden]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

You know all public washrooms aren't created equal and don't experience the same level of use/abuse.

And frankly my original post wasn't about cleanliness it was about a phuckwit standing with his #### in his hand shoulder to shoulder with other dudes while people are waiting.

The specific example is the dude that was next to me scrolling. He was there and the guy next to him tagged out and I started pissing, then I tagged out and another person started and buddy is still scrolling.

Just ####ed up

I have seen it all man. The worst of the worst. I used to work in a factory with bad water pressure and no janitor on staff.

That guy was probably paranoid pisser not a red light texter

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

You know all public washrooms aren't created equal and don't experience the same level of use/abuse.

And frankly my original post wasn't about cleanliness it was about a phuckwit standing with his #### in his hand shoulder to shoulder with other dudes while people are waiting.

The specific example is the dude that was next to me scrolling. He was there and the guy next to him tagged out and I started pissing, then I tagged out and another person started and buddy is still scrolling.

Just ####ed up

Maybe he gets nervous so he looks at his phone to block out other people and you intently staring at him for 3 average piss cycles is only making it worse?

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Maybe he gets nervous so he looks at his phone to block out other people and you intently staring at him for 3 average piss cycles is only making it worse?

Then wait in line for a stall and get some privacy.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

I have seen it all man. The worst of the worst. I used to work in a factory with bad water pressure and no janitor on staff.

That guy was probably paranoid pisser not a red light texter

What is a "red light texter"

[81MC]

Originally Posted by TheIronMaiden

You know that most public bathrooms get cleaned thoroughly daily right?

‘Thorough’ is not the word I’d use to describe the ‘cleaning’ that takes place at my office, or our downtown office, or of stains and grime buildup are any indication, the ‘cleaning’ that occurs at most high traffic spots.

But more than washrooms, I’m so sick of driving in this city. The roads that are clear are in the worst shape I’ve ever seen with an almost unbelievable amount of potholes and sinking manholes. Drivers apparently content with spending all day in traffic going less than the speed limit for no reason at all. ####ing dummies needing an eternity to process that yes, the light is green and the vehicle in front of them is moving ahead. Fools stacking up in one lane while the second lane is clear and free as if it’s against the law to follow the rules of the road lest they miss their merge in 1.8km.

The amount of time wasted because people are so damn dumb is so frustrating. Like, ####, please go away or take the bus or something.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

What is a "red light texter"

You can't be serious.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Sliver

You can't be serious.

Have you ever known me to be anything else on this site?

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

Then wait in line for a stall and get some privacy.

Listen man, I’m not trying to rock the boat, I want you to piss in a way that feels good and natural to you. I want you to piss like you feel you were meant to piss. But… and I’m just throwing the out there (#random)… IF what other people do at the urinal bothers you… shouldn’t you wait in line for the stall so you can piss in peace?

[TorqueDog]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

What is a "red light texter"

Originally Posted by Sliver

You can't be serious.

Wrong answers only, aaaaand GO!

A red light texter is someone who texts while walking in Amsterdam's red light district to avoid making eye contact with sex workers.

[Fuzz]

David Staples suggests to skip all this awkwardness, and just piss in the sink.

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Listen man, I’m not trying to rock the boat, I want you to piss in a way that feels good and natural to you. I want you to piss like you feel you were meant to piss. But… and I’m just throwing the out there (#random)… IF what other people do at the urinal bothers you… shouldn’t you wait in line for the stall so you can piss in peace?

Get in piss get out

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by TorqueDog

Wrong answers only, aaaaand GO!

A red light texter is someone who texts while walking in Amsterdam's red light district to avoid making eye contact with sex workers.

Red Light Texters means sexting your Onlyfans crush, done at the urinal so you can send a dick pick as well.

[PaperBagger'14]

Red light texting is when you're standing at a urinal and you let out a wicked fart but feel some extra curricular coming out too so you come to a hard stop and wait for the toilet.

[TorqueDog]

A red light texter is someone who texts with increased speed and cadence when the person on the other end has made it clear that they do not want to communicate with this person any longer; often found on Tinder.

Originally Posted by Fuzz

David Staples suggests to skip all this awkwardness, and just piss in the sink.

"Some women believe that men will piss in the sink if the bathroom is occupied. Bullsh-t. We'll piss in the sink if it's nearer." - Jimmy Carr

[topfiverecords]

Red Light Texting is slang for when you ask someone where the nearest bathroom is in an urgency scenario. Never do you need a urinal more than when you're stuck in traffic at a red light. Often when you finally reach said urinal you text your friend back while peeing, letting them know you made it safely.

[CroFlames]

Redlight texter is when your getting naughty with your wife/gf, and she texts back "I'm on my period"

[DoubleF]

Weather migraines suck

[btimbit]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

You know all public washrooms aren't created equal and don't experience the same level of use/abuse.

And frankly my original post wasn't about cleanliness it was about a phuckwit standing with his #### in his hand shoulder to shoulder with other dudes while people are waiting.

The specific example is the dude that was next to me scrolling. He was there and the guy next to him tagged out and I started pissing, then I tagged out and another person started and buddy is still scrolling.

Just ####ed up

Honestly that sounds like a shy bladder situation more than anything else, needs the phone to take their mind off it

[mrkajz44]

If I've called your support line on multiple different days at multiple different times, your call volumes are not "currently higher than anticipated", you are just understaffing your support line. You are so understaffed I can't even get on hold??

[Erick Estrada]

Originally Posted by DoubleF

Weather migraines suck

I thought that was more a chinook thing? Lord knows that's not happening this week.