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Old 01-05-2009, 05:22 PM   #641
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http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/aut...n-awards-2008/

If more Porche drivers were like this guy, the world would be a better place.
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Old 01-05-2009, 07:22 PM   #642
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I recently discovered the size-too-small bra as a cheap alternative to those ridiculously-priced push-ups.
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This thread is useless without pics!
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You really think she'll post her pics after having read the sock thread?
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Just be glad they haven't started talking about what they do with their significant other's bras when they aren't around....
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This sport of iced hockey is pretty good. I think it might just catch on!
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I find it disturbing how incompetent the staff are at the Tim Hortons on 16th ave at 10th street. Same with the Timmys at 29th street. They take absolutely forever. They are the worst Tim Hortons on the planet. There could be three people in line and it'll take 10 minutes to get a cup of freakin coffee. The best one is on 17th ave at 10th street. They are super fast. The line up can be 20 people long and you'll still be back in your car in 3 minutes.
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I don't like tucking in shirts. I feel like I'm lacking a tucking in gene or something because shirts usually puff out on me when I tuck them in.
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I don't like tucking in shirts. I feel like I'm lacking a tucking in gene or something because shirts usually puff out on me when I tuck them in.
Guys looks better with their shirts tucked in.
The look I detest the most is a guy wearing a sweater overtop of a dress shirt that's NOT tucked in.

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I brought pasta for lunch today and forgot to bring a fork. So I look in the kitchen dishwasher and there's a fork so I take it. Couple minutes later I hear a guy complain, "What's wrong with people around here, I put my fork in the dishwasher and someone steals it!"

Who the heck keeps their fork in the dishwasher?
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Guys looks better with their shirts tucked in.


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The look I detest the most is a guy wearing a sweater overtop of a dress shirt that's NOT tucked in.


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I brought pasta for lunch today and forgot to bring a fork. So I look in the kitchen dishwasher and there's a fork so I take it. Couple minutes later I hear a guy complain, "What's wrong with people around here, I put my fork in the dishwasher and someone steals it!"

Who the heck keeps their fork in the dishwasher?
You have a dishwasher at work? Your story would be funnier if dishwasher referred to a job and not an appliance.

But why not just go to the nearby fast food place and steal a plastic one from there?
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I hate tucking in my shirt.. But I wont wear any nerdy sweater vest over an untucked shirt.. I always tuck mine in at work, but never outside. I just feel weird outside of work looking dorky. I guess when you're a slob, and you hang with slobs its hard to look presentable without getting razzed.
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You have a dishwasher at work? Your story would be funnier if dishwasher referred to a job and not an appliance.

But why not just go to the nearby fast food place and steal a plastic one from there?
Sorry, but a dress shirt not tucked in under a sweater looks like a skirt.
For example, brown sweater, black pants and a white dress shirt hanging out of it.


And I'm lazy. I don't want to go that far for a fork.
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I am liking going to the food court at Mount Royal College for lunch.

I am not liking having my 60 year old co-worker saying "would you look at that?" in reference to a smoking hot chick, right as we pass by her.

Old men need to learn how to ogle silently like the rest of us.
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I am liking going to the food court at Mount Royal College for lunch.

I am not liking having my 60 year old co-worker saying "would you look at that?" in reference to a smoking hot chick, right as we pass by her.

Old men need to learn how to ogle silently like the rest of us.
why? does it matter that she knows you were checking her out? Do you think she DIDN'T know when you were silent?
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why? does it matter that she knows you were checking her out? Do you think she DIDN'T know when you were silent?
How would she know? I would like some pointers
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Sorry, but a dress shirt not tucked in under a sweater looks like a skirt.
Are you saying you don't like skirts?

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For example, brown sweater, black pants and a white dress shirt hanging out of it.
Wouldn't the brown sweater with the black pants be the worse fashion offence?


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And I'm lazy. I don't want to go that far for a fork.

If you were truly lazy you'd just eat with your fingers.
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