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Old 03-10-2026, 04:07 PM   #6281
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Old 03-11-2026, 06:10 PM   #6282
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Being a pot head and having decades of experience making pot munchie snacks provides a significant advantage when it comes time to prepare meals for a young kid.
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Old 03-11-2026, 09:02 PM   #6283
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Being a pot head and having decades of experience making pot munchie snacks provides a significant advantage when it comes time to prepare meals for a young kid.

Cause they’ll eat anything after you give ‘em a bit of pot?
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Old 03-12-2026, 12:36 PM   #6284
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If one were to die and in their Will indicate that they want their corpse thrown into the Niagara river to go over the Falls to scare tourists...would that be Legal?

Yay or nay?
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Old 03-14-2026, 02:28 PM   #6286
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If one were to die and in their Will indicate that they want their corpse thrown into the Niagara river to go over the Falls to scare tourists...would that be Legal?

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Throwing Items Over Niagara Falls: Dangerous & Illegal https://www.niagaraaction.com/throwi...gainst-the-law
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Throwing Items Over Niagara Falls: Dangerous & Illegal https://www.niagaraaction.com/throwi...gainst-the-law
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“Notably, daredevilry over Niagara Falls carries severe legal penalties, including steep fines and potential imprisonment.”

Which to me sounds like Weekend at Bernies meets Super Dave Osborne and Locke should be in the clear. Pretty hard to imprison a dead guy and it’s not like you’re sending him over the edge with his passport in hand.
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You can imprison anyone...dead or otherwise. Its the unending maintenance that gets ya!
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Old 03-14-2026, 03:08 PM   #6289
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“Notably, daredevilry over Niagara Falls carries severe legal penalties, including steep fines and potential imprisonment.”

Which to me sounds like Weekend at Bernies meets Super Dave Osborne and Locke should be in the clear. Pretty hard to imprison a dead guy and it’s not like you’re sending him over the edge with his passport in hand.
I think whoever was bringing the dead guy needs to be a bit careful - unless Bernie can drive himself and jump in...
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In the article posted:

“Notably, daredevilry over Niagara Falls carries severe legal penalties, including steep fines and potential imprisonment.”

Which to me sounds like Weekend at Bernies meets Super Dave Osborne and Locke should be in the clear. Pretty hard to imprison a dead guy and it’s not like you’re sending him over the edge with his passport in hand.
Not to mention...if I'm dead you ain't getting any money out of me. You can throw my corpse wherever you want. I'm just interested in scaring the crap out of passengers on the Maid of the Mist.

Sorry kids...
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This is exclusively why the balaclava was invented.
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