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Old 02-19-2023, 08:49 PM   #6261
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Airports are definitely trying to outcompete health care for most inefficient for sure. It’s bizarre some of the stuff they do.
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Old 02-20-2023, 10:06 AM   #6262
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AMA road reports not updated since last night GMG
https://roadreports.ama.ab.ca/
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Old 02-20-2023, 10:28 AM   #6263
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AMA road reports not updated since last night GMG
https://roadreports.ama.ab.ca/
Try 511's

https://511.alberta.ca/#:Alerts
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Some old geezer next to us at the cinema on the weekend took off his shoes and socks. Some people are pigs.
When I saw this post a week ago I thought to myself “I’m glad that’s never happened to me”, well here I am at the theatre a week later and guess what?
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Did they put their bare feet on the recliners?
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Old 02-20-2023, 03:19 PM   #6266
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Did they put their bare feet on the recliners?
No one wants to hear the answer to that.
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Old 02-20-2023, 05:09 PM   #6267
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Uber eats customer service might actually be worse than airlines, cable companies, etc. They just had a CS person actively lie to me, telling me to send an e-mail to an address that doesn't exist.

There appears to be no way to actually e-mail Uber customer service, incidentally.
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Old 02-21-2023, 06:17 PM   #6268
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I’ve been sick more in three months than the entire 3 years before. Thought I was doing better…just #### my pants. Jesus ####ing Christ just kill me.
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Old 02-21-2023, 06:19 PM   #6269
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I’ve been sick more in three months than the entire 3 years before. Thought I was doing better…just #### my pants. Jesus ####ing Christ just kill me.
He was really more about saving than killing.
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Old 02-21-2023, 06:20 PM   #6270
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Really? That's what caught your eye in that post? Not the pants ####ting part?!?!
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Old 02-21-2023, 06:22 PM   #6271
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Really? That's what caught your eye in that post? Not the pants ####ting part?!?!
I didn't want to draw anymore attention to such a ####ty situation.
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Old 02-21-2023, 06:23 PM   #6272
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We all #### our pants sometimes, it happens. Once time was about to test drive a new truck, put my leg up and a fart wasn't a fart. Said I needed to pee before we headed out, threw my underwear in their trash bag, tied it up, cleaned up, and left.

Great truck.

Didn't buy it.

Someone pooped in it.
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Old 02-21-2023, 07:14 PM   #6273
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Have been waiting an hour for luggage at YYC
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Old 02-21-2023, 07:54 PM   #6274
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Have been waiting an hour for luggage at YYC
Let me guess, Westjet.
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Old 02-22-2023, 09:52 AM   #6275
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Uber eats customer service might actually be worse than airlines, cable companies, etc. They just had a CS person actively lie to me, telling me to send an e-mail to an address that doesn't exist.

There appears to be no way to actually e-mail Uber customer service, incidentally.
SkipTheDishes isn't much better. I had a delivery that was delayed over 25 minutes and I tried to refuse the order. They wouldn't let me and then refused to reimburse me. When I complained they outright lied about the timeline and never responded when I asked for a transcript of the "Help" chat.

When I confronted them with the screenshots I had saved they sent me a boilerplate email and credited my account for the order price.

At least you can email customer support, but it's a pretty cruddy experience. Haven't used the app since (October).
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Old 02-22-2023, 12:54 PM   #6276
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I’ve been sick more in three months than the entire 3 years before. Thought I was doing better…just #### my pants. Jesus ####ing Christ just kill me.
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Old 02-22-2023, 12:57 PM   #6277
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I once went to pick up my son from school because he had karate right after. On the way the fart was a wet shart. I had to tie my hoody around my waist, get him, rush home, get changed and get him to karate. Oh yeah, I had to put towel on my seat because of the seepage. My son gets great joy in bring it up in front of people. Hey dad remember that time you pooped your pants?
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Old 02-22-2023, 01:04 PM   #6278
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Well....consider me shocked.

And here I thought the 'never shat your pants' club was a lot less exclusive than it has apparently turned out to be.
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Old 02-22-2023, 01:10 PM   #6279
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There are two types of people in this world. People who have #### their pants, and liars.
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Old 02-22-2023, 01:21 PM   #6280
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There are two types of people in this world. People who have #### their pants, and liars.
Anyone who has ever worn a diaper has #### their pants... right?
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