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Old 09-30-2009, 08:16 AM   #601
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I just saw an ad for a local strip club. Normally at the end of their ads, they have a snippet for whatever porn star/playboy model they have dancing that weekend.

This weekend?

A midget.

"2 Feet, 10 inches of PURE EXCITEMENT."

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Old 09-30-2009, 09:04 AM   #602
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Can they just start the NHL season already?!
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:07 AM   #603
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Sorry for your loss ResAlien
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My buddy I was going to go to the Season opener with came down with the flu yesterday.
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Awesome TV tonight!

Since I don't have a PVR, I'll be watching NHL on TSN: Season Preview(6-8) @ 6:00PM til 7:00PM,

Then Hockey Central: Season Preview til 8:30.

Thank goodness FRINGE isn't on tonight!!!
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Old 09-30-2009, 11:56 AM   #608
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Hey who was the CPer a week or so ago that had swine flu? Is he still kickin'?
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Tranny - he's still posting, so if he is dead then perhaps we can leverage his unique abilities to get some insider information.
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Tranny - he's still posting, so if he is dead then perhaps we can leverage his unique abilities to get some insider information.
Ahh yes, good to know he's still alive/speaking to us from beyond.
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:18 PM   #611
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Possible Snow on Saturday (Calgary) 2-4 cm.
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Anyone else have fruit flys in their house?

I think I'd better check my daughters garbage can in her room. The last time I went to empty it there were a couple of half eaten bananas in it.
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Hey how old are you guys?
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You first. A/S/L?!
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Speaking of scrip clubs, I just don't get them. I think they're the biggest scam geared towards men going today. Complete and total waste of money.
Strip clubs are great for getting married men reved up to go home and plow their wives.
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Old 09-30-2009, 12:48 PM   #615
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I would be classified as being a Gen X-er
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Well a lady in my office was referring to me as a Millennial....and apparently that's the same thing as a Gen Y.....and she claims there's a difference between the two.
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Well a lady in my office was referring to me as a Millennial....and apparently that's the same thing as a Gen Y.....and she claims there's a difference between the two.


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Generation Y is also known as Generation Next or the Millennials. Generation Y spans from the late 1970s to the early 1990s
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_generations
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Irony is that both Gen-x and Gen-y encompass the late 1970's birth dates. Too early to be before the Gen-y's and too late for the slackers of gen-x'ers, those born in that 5 year span between 1975 and 1980 belong to none of those generations, as you came after the end, and too early for the beginning. Fortunately, such ageism widens as you grow older, so it doesn't matter anymore, and they all can get off the darn lawn.
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