09-30-2009, 08:16 AM
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#601
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wittynickname
I just saw an ad for a local strip club. Normally at the end of their ads, they have a snippet for whatever porn star/playboy model they have dancing that weekend.
This weekend?
A midget.
"2 Feet, 10 inches of PURE EXCITEMENT."

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09-30-2009, 09:04 AM
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#602
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Can they just start the NHL season already?!
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09-30-2009, 09:07 AM
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#603
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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Sorry for your loss ResAlien
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09-30-2009, 09:10 AM
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#604
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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My buddy I was going to go to the Season opener with came down with the flu yesterday.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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09-30-2009, 09:56 AM
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#605
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#1 Goaltender
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
My buddy I was going to go to the Season opener with came down with the flu yesterday.
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I'm free
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09-30-2009, 10:52 AM
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#606
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wooohooo
I'm free 
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I cost $200/game
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09-30-2009, 11:20 AM
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#607
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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Awesome TV tonight!
Since I don't have a PVR, I'll be watching NHL on TSN: Season Preview(6-8) @ 6:00PM til 7:00PM,
Then Hockey Central: Season Preview til 8:30.
Thank goodness FRINGE isn't on tonight!!!
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09-30-2009, 11:56 AM
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#608
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evil of fart
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Hey who was the CPer a week or so ago that had swine flu? Is he still kickin'?
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09-30-2009, 11:58 AM
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#609
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Tranny - he's still posting, so if he is dead then perhaps we can leverage his unique abilities to get some insider information.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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09-30-2009, 12:11 PM
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#610
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evil of fart
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
Tranny - he's still posting, so if he is dead then perhaps we can leverage his unique abilities to get some insider information.
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Ahh yes, good to know he's still alive/speaking to us from beyond.
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09-30-2009, 12:18 PM
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#611
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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Possible Snow on Saturday (Calgary) 2-4 cm.
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Anyone else have fruit flys in their house?
I think I'd better check my daughters garbage can in her room. The last time I went to empty it there were a couple of half eaten bananas in it.
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09-30-2009, 12:34 PM
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#612
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: in transit
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Hey how old are you guys?
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09-30-2009, 12:39 PM
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#613
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockstar
Hey how old are you guys?
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You first. A/S/L?!
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09-30-2009, 12:44 PM
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#614
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by oilers_fan
Speaking of scrip clubs, I just don't get them. I think they're the biggest scam geared towards men going today. Complete and total waste of money.
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Strip clubs are great for getting married men reved up to go home and plow their wives.
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09-30-2009, 12:48 PM
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#615
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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I would be classified as being a Gen X-er
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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09-30-2009, 12:51 PM
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#616
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Calgary
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Well a lady in my office was referring to me as a Millennial....and apparently that's the same thing as a Gen Y.....and she claims there's a difference between the two.
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09-30-2009, 12:55 PM
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#617
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagal4321
Well a lady in my office was referring to me as a Millennial....and apparently that's the same thing as a Gen Y.....and she claims there's a difference between the two.
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Quote:
Generation Y is also known as Generation Next or the Millennials. Generation Y spans from the late 1970s to the early 1990s
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_generations
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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09-30-2009, 01:07 PM
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#618
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
I would be classified as being a Gen X-er
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09-30-2009, 01:56 PM
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#619
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wherever you go there you are.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
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Irony is that both Gen-x and Gen-y encompass the late 1970's birth dates. Too early to be before the Gen-y's and too late for the slackers of gen-x'ers, those born in that 5 year span between 1975 and 1980 belong to none of those generations, as you came after the end, and too early for the beginning. Fortunately, such ageism widens as you grow older, so it doesn't matter anymore, and they all can get off the darn lawn.
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Tacitus: Rara temporum felicitate, ubi sentire quae velis, et quae sentias dicere licet.
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09-30-2009, 03:08 PM
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#620
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy Self-Banned
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I'm a proud member of the Pepsi Generation.
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