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Old 01-21-2026, 09:23 AM   #6141
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We ate a bunch of it. Beef on a bun. It was really good. Just did slow cooker, not a fan of smoke flavour. Just cooked it on low for 11 hours, brown sugar some spices, no jarlic, vinegar, beef stock, honey, chili powder. Simple. Froze half of it, hopefully it its decent re-heated. Co-Op sub buns, hot sauce if you want, BBQ sauce if you want. Simple. $56 at Co-op for it.

Random thought, I think I am getting hooked on Zyns. What am I thinking. Had them a few weeks ago and now I went to Seven Chiefs gas station to buy some. I used to dart way back so it scratches that itch. Everyone under 40 seems to be doing them or Zonic.

They taste like dog arse and make me feel worse, so why am I putting them in me mooth. God I am an idiot.
I actually saw an ad for them and thought to myself, I should try those. Then one microsecond later, I said, "Hey Titan2, those are meant for people trying to quit smoking, but in reality, they are a socially acceptable way for people to continue to get the high from smoking without the social stigma."

You are now basically a smokeless smoker. You need to satisfy your oral fetish another, less destructive way.

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Old 01-21-2026, 09:24 AM   #6142
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We ate a bunch of it. Beef on a bun. It was really good. Just did slow cooker, not a fan of smoke flavour. Just cooked it on low for 11 hours, brown sugar some spices, no jarlic, vinegar, beef stock, honey, chili powder. Simple. Froze half of it, hopefully it its decent re-heated. Co-Op sub buns, hot sauce if you want, BBQ sauce if you want. Simple. $56 at Co-op for it.

Random thought, I think I am getting hooked on Zyns. What am I thinking. Had them a few weeks ago and now I went to Seven Chiefs gas station to buy some. I used to dart way back so it scratches that itch. Everyone under 40 seems to be doing them or Zonic.

They taste like dog arse and make me feel worse, so why am I putting them in me mooth. God I am an idiot.
I actually saw an ad for them and thought to myself, I should try those. Then one microsecond later, I said, "Hey Titan2, those are meant for people trying to quit smoking, but in reality, they are a socially acceptable way for people to continue to get the high from smoking without the social stigma."

You are now basically a smokeless smoker. You need to satisfy your oral fetish another, less destructive way.

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Old 01-21-2026, 09:45 AM   #6143
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I actually saw an ad for them and thought to myself, I should try those. Then one microsecond later, I said, "Hey Titan2, those are meant for people trying to quit smoking, but in reality, they are a socially acceptable way for people to continue to get the high from smoking without the social stigma."

You are now basically a smokeless smoker. You need to satisfy your oral fetish another, less destructive way.

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My mouth barely opens more than an inch. My dentists hate me and get angry at me. I would be poor at that.
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Old 01-21-2026, 10:53 AM   #6144
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I don't know a single person who uses Zyns to quit smoking.

Their market is two-fold: Smokers that want the fix indoors; and teens/20 somethings who never smoked a day in their life.

It seems like modern capitalism is just a constant strategy of how to get people addicted to something and profit as much as possible before politicians/regulators catch up.
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I don't know a single person who uses Zyns to quit smoking.

Their market is two-fold: Smokers that want the fix indoors; and teens/20 somethings who never smoked a day in their life.
They have a little compartment up top you can put the gooey wet panty pouches you want to put back in your mouth later when the sick feeling resides. They are ridiculous.
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There’s a ton of people older than their 20s who don’t smoke and still use those products.
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Old 01-21-2026, 11:15 AM   #6147
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My mouth barely opens more than an inch. My dentists hate me and get angry at me. I would be poor at that.
There's a niche for that...
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I don't know a single person who uses Zyns to quit smoking.

Their market is two-fold: Smokers that want the fix indoors; and teens/20 somethings who never smoked a day in their life.

It seems like modern capitalism is just a constant strategy of how to get people addicted to something and profit as much as possible before politicians/regulators catch up.
I’d add a third market. Golfers. I don’t use those things, but there are a ton of guys who use those while they play.
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So ive contacted this group about possibly contacting the family whos human died for me to live. Called givelifealberta. Kinda be neat to meet them maybe but not a big deal. Im just curious. I think they deal with the transplant suff like hearts and livers and all that jazz. The guy in charge of it i think is a doctor. Great guy and seems committed to finding the family.

He said it is not from canada and they are tracking it down but will take longer and possibly never if they have no interest, which i would understand. Of course my brain goes to dark places. Did someone get murdered in Sri Lanka? Tranny hooker heart? Seems very inefficient but what do it know.

Maybe i dont want to know the end of this story.
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You realize this is now just an opening for us to guess what scenario your heart piece came from.

It’s definitely dude bro on a scooter in Bali.
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You realize this is now just an opening for us to guess what scenario your heart piece came from.

It’s definitely dude bro on a scooter in Bali.
I have way worse scenarios in my head. Scooter? That is PG stuff. Maybe im a monster now. Dad who choked out his teenager. Charlie kirk? Who the f knows?
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