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Old 04-16-2025, 11:14 AM   #6141
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can only imagine the number of claims of illegitmate children and all the DNA tests when the weirdo dies one day.
He'll launch his corpse to Mars.
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Elon going straight to deleting DMs after it leaked out he is flooding DMs looking for women to impregnate, definitely not total loser behavior.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1912523139021422674
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Old 04-16-2025, 12:45 PM   #6143
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Eww. If true, that is disgusting on pretty much every possible level. I know that he is a sociopath with no moral code, an unlimited bank account, and backing from the most powerful government/military the world has ever known. But what is the point behind wanting to impregnate random people. Is he trying to reenact the life of Henry I or a knockoff version of King Lear?

How is this creep admired by MAGA America? Is it out of fear of being involuntarily impregnated? How is this any different than what Weinstein was arrested for?
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Old 04-16-2025, 02:03 PM   #6144
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Did anyone see Elon's "leaked 4chan account"?

https://archive.is/T31NL

I give it a 25% chance of actually being his account, but this strangely fits with the weird apocalypse, legion, spawning ####.
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Ya, I'll wait until someone verifies it's him, but it sure sounds like him. There can't be more than one, right?
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Old 04-16-2025, 04:27 PM   #6146
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Its just accusations in a lawsuit at the moment...

https://www.thestreet.com/automotive...ge-car-repairs

The lawsuit, filed on Feb. 7, highlights that Tesla’s warranties on vehicles are capped by mileage and are supposed to “cover repairs and replacements necessary to correct defects” in parts that it manufactures or supplies.

However, Tesla allegedly ”knowingly overstates the distances traveled in Tesla vehicles” by manipulating odometers, allowing the company to dodge repair responsibilities tied to warranties.

Tesla Inc. employs an odometer system that utilizes predictive algorithms, energy consumption metrics, and driver behavior multipliers that manipulate and misrepresent the actual mileage travelled by Tesla vehicles,” reads the lawsuit. “In so doing, Defendants can, and do, accelerate the rate of depreciation of the value of Tesla vehicles and also the expiration of Tesla vehicle warranties to reduce or avoid responsibility for contractually required repairs as well as increase the purchase of its extended warranty policy.”
Finally worked out where Musk learn't his trade

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Lawsuit claims Tesla deliberately inflated odometer readings in its cars

https://stocks.apple.com/AfADoLAdWSdGknn-avRbR3w

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Tesla is facing a proposed class action lawsuit in California. The plaintiff alleges the company inflates the readings on the distance-measuring odometers in its vehicles to reduce warranty periods and steer people to purchase extended warranties.
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Elon going straight to deleting DMs after it leaked out he is flooding DMs looking for women to impregnate, definitely not total loser behavior.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1912523139021422674
Is he ask to IVF these women, or he's actually asking to bang them?

Insane, either way.
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Eww. If true, that is disgusting on pretty much every possible level. I know that he is a sociopath with no moral code, an unlimited bank account, and backing from the most powerful government/military the world has ever known. But what is the point behind wanting to impregnate random people. Is he trying to reenact the life of Henry I or a knockoff version of King Lear?

How is this creep admired by MAGA America? Is it out of fear of being involuntarily impregnated? How is this any different than what Weinstein was arrested for?
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Lawsuit claims Tesla deliberately inflated odometer readings in its cars

https://stocks.apple.com/AfADoLAdWSdGknn-avRbR3w
Not surprised in the least as it's such an Elon and Tesla thing to do just like turning off FSD right before a Tesla collides with an object. It's crazy how Tesla can just get away with this kind of stuff.
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Old 04-17-2025, 01:50 PM   #6151
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Eww. If true, that is disgusting on pretty much every possible level. I know that he is a sociopath with no moral code, an unlimited bank account, and backing from the most powerful government/military the world has ever known. But what is the point behind wanting to impregnate random people. Is he trying to reenact the life of Henry I or a knockoff version of King Lear?

How is this creep admired by MAGA America? Is it out of fear of being involuntarily impregnated? How is this any different than what Weinstein was arrested for?
Didn't he once say that he's a proponent of expanding the global population for some weird reason or another? It might be tied to that philosophy?

But 'more Musk' is not what this world needs. Let him go populate Venus or something.
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More pragmatically, they’re probably all future organ donors for him.
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Didn't he once say that he's a proponent of expanding the global population for some weird reason or another? It might be tied to that philosophy?

But 'more Musk' is not what this world needs. Let him go populate Venus or something.
I heard something about him following a philosophy that the only purposes in life are to work and reproduce.
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More pragmatically, they’re probably all future organ donors for him.
Starting with that uppity Vivian.
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Didn't he once say that he's a proponent of expanding the global population for some weird reason or another? It might be tied to that philosophy?

But 'more Musk' is not what this world needs. Let him go populate Venus or something.
Yes, the "birth rates" thing is just thinly veiled white supremacy.
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I heard something about him following a philosophy that the only purposes in life are to work and reproduce.
Yes, I saw that quote somewhere; it’s something he and his father agree on.

I think it was in the British press where his father said we’re not here to enjoy life and have fun on yachts. We’re just here to work and reproduce. I’ll se if I can find it. I think it was an article about so-called “racehorse
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https://news.sky.com/story/i-wouldnt...icies-13261496
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What's this "we" bull####? Speak for yourself, father ####o.
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https://www.reuters.com/business/aut...ay-2025-04-18/

Tesla's long-awaited plans for an affordable car include a U.S-made, stripped-down version of its best-selling electric SUV, the Model Y, but the production launch has been delayed, three sources with knowledge of the matter told Reuters.
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The world would be a better place if Elon just took one of his rockets to Mars and stayed there.
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