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Old 04-15-2025, 10:00 AM   #6121
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Was at a four way stop with two tesla's today, the tesla that arrived first went through first, then me, then the second Tesla.
Which one turned right?
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Which one turned right?
Probably the one in the jackboots with the Nazi Iron Cross on it.
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Probably the one in the jackboots with the Nazi Iron Cross on it.
So BigThief.
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Call me a Nazi again and I'll knock your head off your shoulders.
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Call me a Nazi again and I'll knock your head off your shoulders.
A little uptight are we? Kind of like the right.
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Was at a four way stop with two tesla's today, the tesla that arrived first went through first, then me, then the second Tesla.
Are you the guy behind the Boring Sean Monahan account?

Because that was a thrilling story.
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Old 04-15-2025, 12:46 PM   #6128
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Careful, he'll rearrange your head and shoulders.
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Old 04-15-2025, 12:48 PM   #6129
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Old 04-15-2025, 01:38 PM   #6131
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Are you the guy behind the Boring Sean Monahan account?

Because that was a thrilling story.
That was the point. It's okay to season a story with a little salt and pepper but each Tesla story was getting bigger and bigger and more silly.
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That was the point. It's okay to season a story with a little salt and pepper but each Tesla story was getting bigger and bigger and more silly.
Anyways, I think gas chamber is more the method than knocking heads off shoulders.
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I remember when every time this thread got bumped and me thinking Elon is dead.

Can we go back to that?
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Old 04-15-2025, 02:17 PM   #6134
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That was the point. It's okay to season a story with a little salt and pepper but each Tesla story was getting bigger and bigger and more silly.
I got the joke, I just thought I was being funny.
I laughed, and I can't see any of you not laughing, so I'll assume it worked.
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I got the joke, I just thought I was being funny.
I laughed, and I can't see any of you not laughing, so I'll assume it worked.
i am become meme
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Old 04-16-2025, 07:01 AM   #6136
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Dude is so weird...

Musk refers to his offspring as a "legion," a reference to the ancient military units that could contain thousands of soldiers and were key to extending the reach of the Roman Empire.
During St. Clair's pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. "To reach legion-level before the apocalypse," he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, "we will need to use surrogates."
He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.
Musk has used his wealth to buy the silence of some women who have his kids, according to St. Clair as well as other people, text messages and documents reviewed by the Journal.

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can only imagine the number of claims of illegitmate children and all the DNA tests when the weirdo dies one day.
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Old 04-16-2025, 08:57 AM   #6138
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Its just accusations in a lawsuit at the moment...

https://www.thestreet.com/automotive...ge-car-repairs

The lawsuit, filed on Feb. 7, highlights that Tesla’s warranties on vehicles are capped by mileage and are supposed to “cover repairs and replacements necessary to correct defects” in parts that it manufactures or supplies.

However, Tesla allegedly ”knowingly overstates the distances traveled in Tesla vehicles” by manipulating odometers, allowing the company to dodge repair responsibilities tied to warranties.

Tesla Inc. employs an odometer system that utilizes predictive algorithms, energy consumption metrics, and driver behavior multipliers that manipulate and misrepresent the actual mileage travelled by Tesla vehicles,” reads the lawsuit. “In so doing, Defendants can, and do, accelerate the rate of depreciation of the value of Tesla vehicles and also the expiration of Tesla vehicle warranties to reduce or avoid responsibility for contractually required repairs as well as increase the purchase of its extended warranty policy.”
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Isn't an "odometer system" legally required to measured distance travel ed? How would that even get out of a testing phase? Do they not have lawyers at Tesla? "Ya, no, that ain't gonna fly with regulators."



Of course now DOGE will just shut down the investigation, and if it ever goes to court Musk friendly judges will let it slide.
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Old 04-16-2025, 10:06 AM   #6140
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Im assuming they mean it works correctly when they need it too but can adjust it when they want to
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