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Old 12-13-2010, 01:23 PM   #41
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Sorry I couldn't get past this to the actual question...

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So I went to this new girls sisters house I have been seeing for breakfast
Were you seeing the house for breakfast...
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Old 12-13-2010, 03:17 PM   #42
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Were you seeing the house for breakfast...
No, he was seeing the sister
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Old 12-13-2010, 04:17 PM   #43
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No, he was seeing the sister

That was my second guess!
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Old 12-13-2010, 04:27 PM   #44
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No, he was seeing the sister
That's pretty good to be seeing for breakfast.
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Old 12-13-2010, 04:28 PM   #45
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I just figured seeing a girl for breakfast was a euphamism for boning her.
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Old 12-13-2010, 05:15 PM   #46
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This thread has completely made my day.
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Old 12-13-2010, 11:35 PM   #47
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No, he was seeing the sister
lol, I met the sister, I am boning her sister. Damn, that sounds wrong too. I met the sister of the girl I am boning. Can I embarrass myself anymore here?
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Old 12-14-2010, 12:19 AM   #48
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so if you put two slices on a sandwich, does that make it a Lesbian BLT?

aka Bacon Lesbian Taco
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:14 AM   #49
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Can I embarrass myself anymore here?
I don"t know, lets keep the thread alive and see.

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Old 12-14-2010, 11:52 AM   #50
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i laughed yesterday


laughed again today


this thread is gold!!!
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Old 12-14-2010, 12:36 PM   #51
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lol, I met the sister, I am boning her sister. Damn, that sounds wrong too. I met the sister of the girl I am boning. Can I embarrass myself anymore here?
Easily, just leave this thread open on your computor when she comes over.
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Outstanding.
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Old 12-14-2010, 01:18 PM   #53
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If CP has a "Thread of the Year Award", I nominate this one.
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Old 12-14-2010, 01:42 PM   #54
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This thread kind of reminds me of that Taco Bell Bacon Club Chilupa commercial...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ts4...layer_embedded
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:29 PM   #55
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so we had our staff christmas party tonight - we're at a restaurant and i'm trying to figure out what i want.... nothing was jumping out until.....

The Canadian Burger..... description.... description.... peameal bacon... SOLD!!! getting the burger and laughing thru every bite!!!


the night ended great when we were leaving - this little toddler was making a break for it, trying to get away from her mom and as the kid tried to open the doors to get outside i told her, 'you better wait for your mommy.... you know it's too bad you're wearing that canucks toque, you could aspire to so much more in life!' i guess the mom gave me the nastiest look ever - ha! ha!
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