This was one of the first Calgarypuck off-topic topics that I remember from many years ago. Nice to see it back!
Birthday:
Queen - Another One Bites the Dust (US)
The Police - Don't Stand So Close To Me (UK)
Erm... maybe its a sign?

Stay away from me, your life is in danger!
'Life Song':
Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Miss a Thing (US)
B*Witched - Rollercoaster (UK)
I don't know the one from the sexy Irish bitches, but I hate the Aerosmith song. If I was sappy I'd say it was a good life song. It makes me want to log onto the meteor attack site again.