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Old 10-23-2010, 04:41 PM   #41
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You obviously know very little about crocodiles. Nothing excuses the pilot from losing control of his plane in this situation.
He probably should've paid more attention to Monty's Traveling Reptile Show growing up.
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Old 10-23-2010, 04:56 PM   #42
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He just wanted to make friends and people freaked. It ain't easy bein green

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Old 10-23-2010, 05:06 PM   #43
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Old 10-23-2010, 07:52 PM   #44
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My feet are about size 11. How much for a pair of mid rise boots? Is there usually enough leather left to make a belt or hat band after you've cut out the boots?

And what makes better boots, croc skin or gator skin?
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Old 10-23-2010, 09:20 PM   #45
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If this croc was snuck onboard in a bag how big was it? Could not have been that big.
Exactly. It's small enough that somebody carried aboard in a duffel bag, and got it into said duffel bag in the first place. Just grab the f-ing thing and wrap something around it's head. I swear to god most people would be defenceless if they were attacked by butterflies.
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Exactly. It's small enough that somebody carried aboard in a duffel bag, and got it into said duffel bag in the first place. Just grab the f-ing thing and wrap something around it's head. I swear to god most people would be defenceless if they were attacked by butterflies.
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Old 10-23-2010, 10:08 PM   #47
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How can some of you joke about such a horrible topic. They are hideous.

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Old 10-24-2010, 12:11 AM   #49
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Someone get that m$$$$$ f%%%%%% Crocodile off of my m$$$$$ F%%%%%% Plane

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Old 10-24-2010, 09:09 AM   #50
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If there ever was a reason to kill all Crocs.....


THIS is it!!!!!!
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Old 10-24-2010, 10:42 AM   #51
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If there ever was a reason to kill all Crocs.....


THIS is it!!!!!!
Are you DISS?
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:04 PM   #52
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20 people died, but the croc survived? Odd.
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Why was the croc killed by a machete? It didnt do anything!
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:33 AM   #54
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Why was the croc killed by a machete? It didnt do anything!
It needed killin'!
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The thread title should read; "Person who let croc on a plane kills 20".

A couple of years ago I was in Mexico and went on a nature hike and there was a croc blocking our path. The guide walked right up to it, grabbed it by the tail, and dragged it off the path. The croc protested a little... it hissed and showed its teeth, but it never attacked. The guy told us that they only attack if they are hungry and the villagers in the area leave lots of food around for them so that they are never hungry.

Obviously I would not recommend trying this, but I found it interesting.
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