10-15-2010, 07:09 AM
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Really? What video games are you playing?
No seriously, what video games are you playing?
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10-15-2010, 07:34 AM
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#42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
Really? What video games are you playing?
No seriously, what video games are you playing?
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I'm pretty sure he's saying that nerds that spend their lives playing video games are spanking the monkey due to their undeveloped social skills.
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10-15-2010, 07:48 AM
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#43
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What an interesting point to ponder! I shall think on this.
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10-15-2010, 09:43 AM
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#44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
Really? What video games are you playing?
No seriously, what video games are you playing?
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Call of Duty is so fn sexy....
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10-15-2010, 12:25 PM
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#45
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Got Oliver Klozoff
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Originally Posted by Cheerio
Porn and video games have a tendency to go hand-in-hand..Just sayin
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When I watch porn there is definitely something-in-hand. Generally not my other hand though.
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10-15-2010, 12:28 PM
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#46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Oxlong
When I watch porn there is definitely something-in-hand. Generally not my other hand though.
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Your best friend's winky?
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10-15-2010, 12:33 PM
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evil of fart
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Originally Posted by Shazam
Your best friend's winky?
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No, that's somewhere else.
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10-15-2010, 01:07 PM
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#48
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I don't watch porn. It degrades women
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10-15-2010, 01:33 PM
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#49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
I don't watch porn. It degrades women
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Sounds like the wife has degraded you by taking away your porn.
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10-15-2010, 01:34 PM
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#50
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
I don't watch porn. It degrades women
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Some women like it that way!
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10-15-2010, 01:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
I don't watch porn. It degrades women
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Try softcore then. Softcore does an excellent job of capturing the beauty of the female body.
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10-15-2010, 01:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
I don't watch porn. It degrades women
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I used to think this too... until I saw a documentary which showed that the women run absolutely everything in that industry. It was kind of empowering!
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10-15-2010, 01:57 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
Try softcore then. Softcore does an excellent job of capturing the beauty of the female body.
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Yes but it lacks a certain how you say je ne sais pas
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10-15-2010, 01:58 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
I don't watch porn. It degrades women
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I think it degrades men, I'm more then just an enormous schlong ya know. Hey my eyes are up here.
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10-15-2010, 02:05 PM
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I was kidding about not watching porn.
I enjoy the movies. Sucks that the better the movie, the more sittings it takes to watch it
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10-15-2010, 02:06 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by albertGQ
I was kidding about not watching porn.
I enjoy the movies. Sucks that the better the movie, the more sittings it takes to watch it
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Yeah, but I wasn't kidding about having the enourmous Schlong.
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10-15-2010, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Yeah, but I wasn't kidding about having the enourmous Schlong.
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more like a Schlort.
I'll tell you one thing, it may be short, but it sure is skinny...
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10-15-2010, 02:14 PM
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Norm!
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And it becomes really disturbing because of your avatar.
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10-15-2010, 03:36 PM
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#59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Yes but it lacks a certain how you say je ne sais pas
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... You don't speak French, do you?
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10-15-2010, 03:41 PM
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#60
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Norm!
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perdón
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